nonversation 

You are talking to someone on messages and all you say is hi and hello. The conersation isn't going anywhere at all.

Man 1: Hi
Man 2: hello
Man 1: this is a nonversation

nonversation by Number10 June 13, 2015

Nonversation 

A completely private conversation that usually stays between two people. Usually undisclosed to anybody outside the conversation. In other words, a secret conversation

Bob: "Keep this a secret, Frank"
Frank: "Don't worry, this is a nonversation"

Nonversation by Ko’d by your grandma July 17, 2022

NonVErsation

A discussion so secret that it never happened

Ronnie wanted to talk about him going to rehab.. I told him that'sa NonVErsation..

NonVErsation by Blind247 January 23, 2026

NonVersation

When a conversation is never to be talked about again after the original conversation

Bethany wanted to talk about our situation. I told her that was a NonVersation.

NonVersation by Blind247 January 27, 2026

conversation piece 

any type of decoration or accessory that sparks interest or curiousity among first-time onlookers.

Often they will ask questions regarding its origin, how you acquired it...etc. , thus leading to a conversation.

"I don't know how you got that Model T Ford in your living room, but I gotta say it does make an intersting conversation piece!"

conversation piece by polo September 6, 2004

conversation hijacker 

One who jumps into a conversation un-invited, often for attention.

George: "Hey, you see the game last night?"
Justin:"Yea, it was-
Kyle:"I LOVE FOOTBALL!"

Kyle is a conversation hijacker.

conversation hijacker by Georgey A. March 16, 2008

Biscuits and stimulating conversation 

Commonly known from a Harry Potter fanfiction, Potter, this means doing the frick frack, or sex.

"I spent my Christmas having biscuits and stimulating conversation."

Biscuits and stimulating conversation by JaimiePotter December 28, 2019