Noobonaught

noobonaught

Main Entry:
Noo·bo·naught

Pronunciation:
\nü-bo-nôt\

Function:
noun

Date:
21st century

Definition:
One who participates in noob like behavior. An explorer of the techniques of noobatry. A practitioner of immature or uncultured behaviors usually referring to internet gaming. One who is unfamiliar with the status-quo. Ignorant behavior.

Synonyms:
Noob, newbie, novice, newb, nub, nubster, noobie, green horn, newbee, fish, fresh meat

Antonyms:
Expert, veteran, cultured, aware, informed, mature, responsible, reasonable, likable, charming, polite, attentive, diplomatic, leet, elite, l33t, 1337, 31337, cool, in, hip, rad, happening, groovy, groooovy

1. Shortbus is such a NOOBONAUGHT, he starts fights over the most petty self righteous attitudes.

2. Shortbus couldn't hit some one with a RPG if he tried, what a NOOBONAUGHT!

3. OMG! Shortbus is crying like a little girl, he is totally a NOOBONAUGHT!

by Pete Perez (mIKe's ReVeNGe) December 24, 2007

Noobor

half noob half haxor, inverse of haxor.

UTS Grosesque : Comet told us Fante is an Haxor!!
UTS Snipermae : yeah but Comet doesn't know he's a Noobor!! Mouhahahaha

by Grosesque July 30, 2009

noobocity

pronounced noob-OC-ity not noob-OH-city
The measure of one being a noob, noob being one who is new at something and has no idea what is going on. Most used in the gaming word.

He just started playing zelda ocarina of time, even though everyone else already has played it. Therefore he is moving away from noobocity

by alwilldealwithit October 29, 2010

Noobology

The study of Noobs or the act of teaching noobs the tutorial of the teenage life. The education For Noobs is a sex/drugs oriented list of terms and phrases that are designed to form a noobs mind into a well-educated teenagers. The list consists of terms such as the ones shown below in the examples box.

"If you squeeze your thumb against your index finger, you stop your gag reflex, which means bigger bong hits! Happy Burning Noobs!"

"Always remember.. 2 in the pink, 1 in the stink!"

"Sex raises tension, Love causes it"

"Noobology is a great way to learn new things as a incoming teenager!"

by mnotice, Jessec, Ribstack October 7, 2011

Analbell Noboobski

Is a girl who is a slow developer in the chest region of her body

P1 : Poor Analbell Noboobski, she doesn't have anything
P2: Neither, Im a Analbell Noboobski

by creepyolddude012 October 22, 2018

Noobology

The study of noobs. Which is taken out by a Noobologist.

A noobologist will observe the behavior of noobs to futher the study of noobology.

by Obie won K'noobie September 4, 2005

noobosis

An affliction often given to those new to a certain subject but lack all possible common sense, often repeating various ridiculous questions or just being plain 'noobs'

PSP Related Examples:

Can I downgrade my 2.6 PSP to 1.00?
No you Noob, if youd used search then youd realise that. God get some medicine for that noobosis of yours, i bet its infectious.

If we looked at a picture on the PSP could we hack it?
Did you think before the noobosis took ahold of you and made you type that??

OMG I got a blue screen! I downgraded my 2.6!
A little common sense goes a long way. If real exploiters cant find a way then how can a self masturbating noob like you do it by playing GTA on your stupid 2.6 that you updated to play 1 game that ONE DAY very very soon youll get bored off...

by KoS May 6, 2006