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Nobel Piece of Shit Prize

An award given to someone for creating something or doing something that is considered, well, a piece of shit!
Me: Look at this cool picture I drew!
John: It looks like it's worthy of a Nobel Piece of Shit Prize!
Me: What do you mean?
John: Well obviously it's a piece of shit picture. It looks like a box with wheels and WTF is up with the window pane?
Me: You fucking whore, it's a car. You don't have to make fun of my lack of artistic ability.
John: Who in the fucking fuck draws a car with a window pane? You're a dumbass!
Me: Well I do. Do you have a problem with it?
John: Well yes I do.
Me: Go fuck yourself John! You deserve a Nobel Piece of Shit Prize for being the biggest piece of shit person to ever exist!
John: Okay that may be true, but Creed is more worthy of a Nobel Piece of Shit Prize than me.
Me: That is so true! Creed is the biggest piece of shit band EVER!!!!!!!!!
by lucyslking May 24, 2010
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Nobe-scoped

Pronounced: Nohb-scohpt

The act of failing a test with a very low grade, or being extremely confused in a school lesson. Usually due to a teacher with unbelievably high expectations who spent one class period glossing over an incredibly hard subject and gave an in-depth test on it the next day.

A corruption of something between noob-tube and hard-scope, which should be enough to make even the most calm FPS gamer feel like ripping his eyes out. Always capitalized in order to emphasize the epic-ness of the fail.
Example 1).
Person 1: What'd you get on the chemistry test?
Person 2: A 36, I got Nobe-scoped.

Example 2).
Teacher: Alright, today we're going to talk about the effects of fluid dynamics on the history of the Papacy.
Student 1 to Student 2: You ready to get Nobe-scoped?
by Thomas Jeffrey Hanks December 4, 2011
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Nobel Weed Prize

Someone that thinks that their cannabis fueled idea will change the world.
When Johnny was really high, he came up with the idea of rubber cars, so no one would get hurt in an accident. Man, he just won the Nobel Weed Prize!
by Wolfgang VonLoveless September 20, 2014
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Nobel Penis

Inspiring world peace one cum shot at a time. Keeping your girlfriend kind to the world be giving her orgasmic sex.
Thanks to his nobel penis I have had a shot of kindness and am spreading joy today. I'm so thankful for his punctual penis.
by Amphibious Goddess January 8, 2017
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Nobellium Uranium

N. A very smart and intellectual comeback to the feared and dreaded Ur mom gay
11 year old:Ur mom gey lol
Me:Nobellium Uranium
11 year old: *Fucking dies of shock*
by Topaz2364 May 8, 2018
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Noberend

A person who worst than a nob head or belle end and someone who a dick with people to
That guy other there is a noberend he got to nobs
by Sex vibe July 18, 2018
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Nobel

being soooo damny sexy it hurts
damn that guy was sooooooo nobel
by johny crawford June 21, 2008
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