Daddy Nikolai

Another name for a pap smear.

Bob: Jane how was your trip to the gynecologist?

Jane: It was alright, he did a daddy nikolai and took some blood samples. Other than that, everything else is okay.

by silentthread June 15, 2010

Nikolai

A sweet-talking brainiac who could probably talk his way out of any situation. He’s a bit of a show off, but his confidence is admirable. Underneath all his cockiness, he’s secretly the world’s biggest sweetheart. He’s obsessed with history, Teslas, Elon musk, video games, and Chick-fil-A (understandable). Claims he’s too busy to read a good book even though he sleeps throughout the day. Pushes himself WAY too hard, but is successful because of it. But most importantly, he’s the cutest person alive.

Nikolai, go to bed!!

by TotallyNotTessa May 19, 2018

nikolai fraiture

A fantastic bassist.
Plays bass for The Strokes.
Fellow band members include: Julian Casablancas, vocals; Nick Valensi, lead/rhythm guitar; Albert Hammond Jr, lead/rhythm guitar; Fabrizio Moretti, drums.
The greatest and sexiest band to ever walk this earth.
The Strokes = orgasmic.

guy1 - hey dude, you heard of Nikolai Fraiture?

guy2 - yeah! he plays the mellow and smooth bass lines in the sexiest band ever, The Strokes.

guy1 - dude, are you gay? sexy? wtf?

guy2 - fuckit. they turned me gay!

by Lauraa. July 30, 2006

nikolai fraiture

Franco-Russian soft-haired and soft-spoken bassist for the Strokes. Often found in the background of photos and obscured by a lot of hair. Has great taste in literature and a heart of gold. Plays chess and Trivial Pursuit.

I met Nikolai Fraiture and we talked about how "Crime and Punishment" was actually inferior to "The Devils."

by Maria Varela November 15, 2003

Nikola Tesla

1. The smartest man that ever lived. Period. Did crazy/awesome things like almost destroy an entire city block in New York, designed the first death ray, and melted one of his assistants hands with xrays (by accident). Was also pretty darn crazy, if that wasn't obvious.

2. Also, best vampire ever, as portrayed in Sanctuary, which happens to be a super awesome show. Edward Cullen, eat your heart out!

The world as we know it would not exist without Nikola Tesla.

by liltyke207 January 2, 2011

Nikolai Gogol

A Russian terrorist from the manga series Bungo Stray Dogs wants to kill his friend Fyodor for some sorta freedom, does magician type shit and has huge thighs.
Part of the Decay Of Angels along with Sigma and Fyodor, very interesting character ngl

Person 1: I simp for Nikolai Gogol
Person 2: get therapy bro

by StarIsEnby May 28, 2022

Kombayn Nikoladze

The main villain in the first splinter cell for Xbox and PS2. He was the president of the former republic of Georgia before he invaded Azerbaijan and jacked all their oil.

Kombayn is a good man who has strong influential and govenmental success.

by Loks July 7, 2005