nik

a man who has a extremely microscopic penis.

haha that nik guys has such a small dick

by I HATE DRONKEYS February 19, 2019

Nik

A "Nic" is a blood hungry mooch / theif who sucks dry the money food and life of those around them. Someone who is constantly seeing what THEY can get out of a situation without care or regard for others or their property

"Can I bum a smoke"
"Naw dude, stop Nik ing my cigarettes"
"My boyfriend is such a Nik, he never pays for anything"
"Someone Nik'd the last cookie"

by AnnaMcP August 18, 2008

Nik

A name to show that you have a royal-blood in you.

Her name is Nik Amna because she have royal-blood running in her body.

by maggieken May 30, 2018

nik

term used for someone homosexual and magnificent but you'd love to bang them all night long anyway

guy#1 - Gosh he is such a nik
guy#2- man that's a guy
Guy#1 - I know...

by MBrennan December 15, 2008

Nik

Least badass person that ever existed.

nik

by weojf November 17, 2014

Nik

Someone who regardless of nationality acts American.Who even when showing obvious lack of skill of something still thinks he is the best at it. Also denies his 'Nikness' when obviously showing it.

That guy is a Nik, who the f**k does he think he is?

by The Guy in the House July 29, 2008

Nik

A fat nasty man who never wears any pants. He usually has a crush on...YOU.

(About Nik)
Dennis: "Someone's got a crush on you, and he's not wearing any pants."
Someone Else: "Is it Nik?"
Dennis: "Hell yes it is!"

by Somechick_73 October 30, 2008