satin nightcap

when a man with shaved balls spreads them over someone's eyes who has passed out.

when it was all over i gave her a satin nightcap

by tdogggggggggg April 14, 2007

Jewish Nightcap

The foreskin of a jew.

BRO LETS DOCK IN THE JEWISH NIGHTCAP

by Junsta August 20, 2010

turkish nightcap

The act of injecting an alcoholic beverage into ones rectum, and another sucking it out.

I cant seem to go to sleep with out a turkish nightcap.

by slaptheebass August 6, 2009

Hawaiian nightcap

The mini bottle (50 ml) of Jagermeister, stored inside one's pillowcase for when you wake up in the middle of the night and need an extra drink to get back to sleep.

I woke up for a midnight shit and couldn't fall back asleep, so I fished in my pillowcase until I found the Jager, downing the tiny bottle for a little Hawaiian Nightcap.

by Robert Chunks January 10, 2018

Nimrod Nightcap

When you are in the town of Nimrod, Minnesota (population 69) and meet up with one of the local girls for some oral action. While slurping on your manhood, she is simultaneously sucking down some Crown Royal Apple through a straw. The apple flavored whiskey prelude will mix terrifically with your creamy goodness.

Last night I offered Melinda a Nimrod Nightcap, she was thrilled to have her third of the evening.

by BROZERKERZ June 1, 2018

Ribalkin Nightcap

Its origin dating back somewhere in 16th century Russia when compost toilets preceded working plumbing systems; a Ribalkin Nightcap is when a Russian servant would, when hiding from his superiors, be getting a blowjob from a female servant while taking a shit above an unkept compost toilet. While being on the receiving end of said blowjob he would simultaneously drop a steamy deuce, and blow his peasant load to kingdom cum. Directly after going kaboom above the toilet x2 and due to such an incredibly strenuous day to day workload, he would immediately fall asleep on the toilet, empty of his sins.

(This nightcap ritual would usually take place in the evening after a hard days work)

Did you cap off the night with a Ribalkin Nightcap?

Is she worthy of a (Ribalkin) Nightcap?

by Donnie Quadzzz December 13, 2020

A Nightcap

Nightcap
Verb

The act of using a recreational substance such as Marijuana or another CBD/hemp derivative to conclude ones nightly routine before bed.

Alcohol may also be considered a Nightcap as alcohol is generally known to relax muscles and "soothe" the mind, in small doses.

Ex.
• "Man something smells loud, who's got the grass?"
"That's just Aiden, He's putting on a Nightcap"

• "Eve, is something burning?"
"Shitonacandlestick! Lilith must have burned another hole in the carpet after putting on her Nightcap."

• "Please keep quiet, your father is very tired from work. He put on his Nightcap and went straight-to-sleep."

by YaBoiXero June 10, 2023