napsterbate

masturbating followed by an immediate nap.

When I come home from work I like to take a moment for myself and napsterbate.

by Godwin Falcon January 23, 2008

Sirloin Nips

Wonderfully, thick, round and pouty nipples on the female breasts. Coined Sirloin Nips due to their meaty similarity to delicious sirloin tips.

Stan: Hey Joe. How as your date with Rachel? Did you get any of that sweet poon last night?
Joe: Yea brahhhhhh! She was one tight box. But the best part was those Sirloin Nips of hers.

Stan: Oh yea brooooohh. Love em' meaty.

by Eaton Holgoode September 29, 2015

napstarter

A term for masturbation for males since they tend to fall asleep after orgasm.

Before I go to bed, I'm going to have a napstarter. I can't fall asleep, I need a napstarter.

by hawkbball June 3, 2014

napsturbate

Verb: the physical act of napping after a satisfying session of masturbation.

Girl 1: Hey want to join me for happy hour after work?
Girl 2: Nah girl, I'm gonna eat potato chips then watch some milf porn then napsturbate.

*Trademarked by SA

by urbdicuser June 13, 2014

Nipsy

Chocolate starfish, sheriffs badge, poo chute, arsenal, etc

Had a curry last nite and now my nipsy has terrible ring sting

by Yaboing July 6, 2019

bloody nips

When you wear a scratchy shirt so you have to tape your nips then wear a bigger shirt or an under shirt or any kinda shirt that dosent touch your nips

I went out for a 5k run and forgot to tape so i now have bloody nips

Dude look at Steve's shirt he's got a Case of bloody nips

by dsynyster24 July 22, 2014

dog nips

Saggy boobs with nipples that point downwards due to the sagging like 'dog nips'

i went to suck a birds boobs last night but it took me an hour to find her nips beacuse they were 'dog nips'

by Jimmi D August 12, 2006