St Bartholomew's School Newbury

Located in the cultural mecca of the UK that is Newbury Berkshire, St Bartholomew's - more commonly known as St Barts - is a haven for dead personality girls and guys who wear adidas hoodies and smoke vapes. Despite the overwhelming middle class demographic, many of the kids here try to act like London roadmen, adopting fake working class accents and vocabulary. Similarly, many girls like to develop nicotine addictions for the aesthetic - more simply described as rah where's my baccy girls, and the majority have, at one time or another, slept with wet guys for free weed and ket. Every group has that one person that has no friends and noone likes but just hangs around at the edge of the circle so they don't look sad and pathetic, and 1 in 5 people will get a part time job at the big tesco's or the Tot Hill maccies, and then spend all their earnings on stone island jackets. Most of the 16/17 year olds have shitty fake ids which they use once and get confiscated, and think that a good night out is Spoon's til 9pm and then home so mummy doesn't beat them. Oh and all the white girls think that activism involves just reposting shit on their insta stories, but then they buy sweatshop-made primark clothes and get a new iPhone every 6 months.

But its still better than park house and at least it's not in Thatcham.

Emily: Guys did you see that I've organised a BLM/Climate Change/#FuckBoris march at St Batholomew's School Newbury ? If you're not there, you're the problem.
Sam: Nah g sorry Hunter's having a mad sesh at his yard, there's gonna be bare Kopperburgs. Can't dip St Bartholomew's School Newbury.

by jeffbezos23456 May 16, 2021

Newby

Someone who pretends to be disgusted by certain sexual actions and activities but deep down they have practiced and perfected all mannors of unspeakable deeds.

Steph stop being a Newby we know what you have done with Marty!

WASSUP Newby 1.11

by Effing and Jeffing March 6, 2008

Newry

Newry is a townjust on the occupied side of the Irish border, in South Armagh and South Down. It is a total dump.

Newry is in Ireland

by Spongebob4123 May 21, 2011

Newry

Newry is A Town In Ireland Which still remains under British Rule

Free Ireland, Newrys In Ireland

by JohnHorse September 21, 2009

Newby

A length of measurement which is more than a foot but less than a yard. Often used in connection with having a big penis.

Men who carry a newby between their legs are often prone from passing out due to an influx of blood rushing to an erect penis.

“Wow said Jane, he could do some damage with that newby”

“He had one hell of a newby on him”

“Lucky he is riding a blood bike if that newby gets hard he will need a transfusion”

by Dannychips October 5, 2017

newbury park high school

a high school in southern california where there are and absurd amount of stoners. about 1/4 of the population smokes pot. 0 school spirit and sucks at everything sports wise except girls soccer and maybe 2 others. most students hate that they have no school spirit but does nothing to change it. most kids used to be really good at fighting, but now they are all fresh fags. has a very strong art department, and only has 3 classes a day, maybe 2 if you're lucky

"do you go to newbury park high school?"
"yes"
"your football team sucks because they all smoke pot"

by yoyoyoyoyosocalreppin December 17, 2011

Newbury Park

A small town with Ventura 20 miles west and LA 20 miles South. Newbury Park is kinda just here. Nothing goes on, we just chill. Half the kids at the High School are stoned off their asses. No crime, no excitement.

Jimmy: Where did you grow up?

Tom: Newbury Park

Jimmy: Oh where's that?

Tom: Small SoCal town, prey close to Malibu and LA

Jimmy: Oh thats sweet!

Tom: That is where you are wrong kiddo

by Bored Resident of NP April 3, 2017