A Newarker is a person who is from Newark, in Nottinghamshire England. Newark has one of the highest incest rates in Europe, and if you're from Newark you're likely to be a gypsy or a youth-clubber. An outbreak of fungus recently hit the town in March '06. Leaving one 16 year old boy devastated, he described the situation as "very, very bad", although his beloved warhammer helped him through this hard time, his friends were also upset at the outbreak, describing the 16 year old who cannot be named for legal reasons "a fun guy". Newarkers are easily amused, the local stadium "the youth club arena" saw a record crowd of 34,564 to see a cat play with a ball of string. The other 45,785 residents of Newark were at home shagging their sisters.
Newarker: Hi, i have fungus
Other Newarker: That sucks, lets go bum youth club
Other other Newarker: Hi, im not meant to be here, im meant to be at home shagging my sister
Other Newarker: That sucks, lets go bum youth club
Other other Newarker: Hi, im not meant to be here, im meant to be at home shagging my sister
by Gangus Boy March 14, 2006
by Fronkeh May 16, 2011
College town in Delaware where the University of Delaware is. Home to so many hot north Jersey girls and parties you will lose your mind. Also where local Newark, DE thugs hang out, that will punch you in your face, also known as "townies".
"You go to Delaware?"
"Yea, we thought we were cool, but me and my friends just got beat up by some townies."
"They were from Newark."
"Yea, we thought we were cool, but me and my friends just got beat up by some townies."
"They were from Newark."
by stimie bros November 17, 2007
A small town in central Ohio where white trash, niggers, and polocks are manufactured and used as worthless pieces of shit to further over populate the world. see ''Newark Nigger''
by shrrekk bob January 9, 2010
The worst city to ever exist. Walking around Newark at night will give you an 80% of dieing from pollution, shooting, rape, etc.. A prime example of Hell on Earth
by Bobby Q D July 14, 2011
1.) not just a town in New Jersey, we are from New York too!
not a town actually, or a city, a village in the town of Arcadia, but no one in Newark NY knows they live in Arcadia
2.) a place infested with horrible things. barely anything fun to do with friends. full of gangsters, and sluts etc. 6th graders are even skanks.
3.) home of the amazing wreslter who cannot be named, I.R.
4.) stupid enough to be renamed nerk to the residents
not a town actually, or a city, a village in the town of Arcadia, but no one in Newark NY knows they live in Arcadia
2.) a place infested with horrible things. barely anything fun to do with friends. full of gangsters, and sluts etc. 6th graders are even skanks.
3.) home of the amazing wreslter who cannot be named, I.R.
4.) stupid enough to be renamed nerk to the residents
1.) "hey did you hear about what happened in newark?" "new jersey" "hell no, new york!"
2.) "hey did you see that skank? i think she was from newark"
3.) "yo that wreslter must have been from newark"
4.) "dude i hate nerk" "newark must suckk yoo"
2.) "hey did you see that skank? i think she was from newark"
3.) "yo that wreslter must have been from newark"
4.) "dude i hate nerk" "newark must suckk yoo"
by CyndiiJayy04 March 8, 2011
1) Nothing.
2) Filler.
3) A smallish city in northern California that has no personality or identity whatsoever, a city that is so boring that it doesn't even have a reputation for being boring. The name is commonly used as meaningless filler in sentences, to make them longer.
2) Filler.
3) A smallish city in northern California that has no personality or identity whatsoever, a city that is so boring that it doesn't even have a reputation for being boring. The name is commonly used as meaningless filler in sentences, to make them longer.
1) His speeches are really a lot of Newark, when you listen to them carefully.
2) Newark I newark think I'll go to the store, get newark a newark lot of celery, newark and hit you with newark it.
2) Newark I newark think I'll go to the store, get newark a newark lot of celery, newark and hit you with newark it.
by Josiah S. Whalemonger IV June 15, 2008