Newark 

1) Nothing.

2) Filler.

3) A smallish city in northern California that has no personality or identity whatsoever, a city that is so boring that it doesn't even have a reputation for being boring. The name is commonly used as meaningless filler in sentences, to make them longer.

1) His speeches are really a lot of Newark, when you listen to them carefully.

2) Newark I newark think I'll go to the store, get newark a newark lot of celery, newark and hit you with newark it.

Newark by Josiah S. Whalemonger IV June 15, 2008

newark 

A double "jersey sweep". ie: a driver suddenly switches 3 highway traffic lanes in one direction and then does the same in the other direction. A technique often used by fast drivers to get around slower vehicles in the left two lanes.

The car evading the police almost killed us when the driver did a newark in heavy traffic to get around us.

newark by toast boy June 9, 2011

newark 

A town in England and a city in new jersy

it also happens to be an anagram of wanker as pointed out by the comedian Jasper Carrot

"Im from newark"
"hahaha, wanker!"

newark by MaxZero December 28, 2005

Newark 

A town just outside of Nottingham in the east midlands area of the UK.

Most notable feature of this town is that its name is an anagram of its inhabitants.

nobody of note has ever come from Newark. unless you count abi titmuss

Newark by sack_ November 15, 2005

Newark 

A city in New Jersey which has a big ass airport and smells like actual shit

I was on my way to Philly when I pass Newark on the turnpike and I wanted to vomit it smelt so bad

Newark by vertjambon June 8, 2019

Newark 

shittiest place in new jersey the ones that say it isnt as bad either part of the problem or never experienced the full newark experience. names are Brick city, The Jungle, and Immigrant central
Ironbound is the safest part but u still gonna see some fucked shit on the high. shout out to my bois on the 16th. Naw but fr tho don move ere

"where u from"
"Newark"
"Oh...umm lets switch subject"

Newark by Rtn.Neno February 10, 2021

Newark 

The happiest place on earth.

“I want to go to Newark. Isn’t that the happiest place on earth?”

Newark by pieigheoih July 30, 2022