Narwhaled

When you take a dump with such force, the turd goes under water and pops out like a Narwhal then makes contact with your ass.

Hey Bob, I just took a dump and got Narwhaled. It was so bad I had to take a shower.

by TGoblin June 28, 2019

Naralism

Naralism is a Religion where we believe that the sun Is our god. We believe that Civilus (A meteor) Hit the earth and caused a massive earthquake that ran the dinosaurs into extinction. On Civilus there was a Micro Organism called Microsapien. when Civilus crashed on earth it leaked the Microsapien’s to be free from Orbit.
The Microsapien’s Cells Developed and grew larger and larger until they became a Mammal form and were known as the Homo gautengensis.

"I believe in Naralism"

by The Random lunch dumbasses October 25, 2019

dirty narwhal

After the act of protected anal sex, remove the condom and blow it up and put it on your forehead. Then proceed to flop around.

After I fucked Sarah I "dirty narwhaled" to the supermarket.

by The dirtiest of narwhals. November 1, 2017

Narcalunt

Narcalunt possibly a Noun. Also possibly, but highly doubtful, was Derived from the Ancient Greek slang word 'narcal'...used to describe a feeling of being 'as tired as Goliath'. Also pertaining to and meshing with the highly used word cunt and the term narcolepsy..narcolepsy is a condition where upon the affected person of such a condition can and will at random fall asleep or into a sleep like hypnotic trance. The word 'cunt'. Meaning 'cunt'. Has long been used to describe the female genitalia.... But more often than not is directed in an aggressive manner toward a disliked person..... Unless u are an Australian, in which case it can be used to describe your best friend or enemy.... Or almost anything for that matter.

The perfect blend of these two words has been used by extremely clever people to describe a cunt that falls asleep at random times of the day, or into an unwillingly fatigued hypnotic state.

Narcalunty. Old Australian slang dating back to and possibly caused by the discovery of the west end draught tinny. Used heavily in places such as Salisbury North in southern Australia to describe the feeling of a narcalunt upon waking in some random street in broad daylight after an episode of narcaluntsy.

"Faaaarkin hellll!.... I was texting Sharon and just tripped arse up over this narcalunt in the middle of the sidewalk!"

by The blueprint May 30, 2015

Norwalk Virus

a virus that causes you to vomint and have diarrhea. It sounds like the word Ewok and whenever I hear "norwalk" I imagine the cute and loveable Ewoks chilling out on Endor playing drums and all getting sick from bad seafood.

My boss contracted the Norwalk Virus, almost shit her pants and had to go home. As a result there was no one at work to stop me from logging on to urban dictionary and defining the word "Norwalk"

by obyrned November 19, 2006

Nawal

Very Beautiful with a heart of gold! Easy to talk to. Not judgmental. Very understanding and very beautiful nice and cute. She loves you for you. Comforts you through your worst moments. You can always count on her for when you need a good laugh.

In Arabic, Nawal means a gift. But in Acrington, and in UK, Nawal means being special, and being the best.

Nawal she is shy kind and loving and can make you laugh if your upset nawal can cheer you up no matter what she is a good friends.
She's very full of love for the important people around her and always thinks of others before herself.

Nawal is awesome Nawal ur da best

by Valentina angel of love November 21, 2021

NAWALT

A word often used by women claiming they are "anti-feminist" in order to gain man's trust and pressure them into rushing out and getting married, mostly against the man's will . Frequently used by advocates of unmarried women who complain they can't find a husband.

"Go find yourself a nice woman to marry...NAWALT"

by Not a Mangina August 29, 2017