Fortnite Battle Pass I just shit out my ass. 

"Fortnite battle pass I just shit out my ass." If you have heard it, it's because kids have recited this famous Tik Tok video by @abdul_cisse. You probably have heard of him due to his shitpost type beatboxing, such as "Total Drama Island" and "Five Nights at Freddy's"

Fortnite Battle Pass I just shit out my ass.

Booted up my pc
Because I need need

To get that Fortnite Battle Pass
I like Fortnite
Did I mention Fortnite?
I like Fortnite

Its night time
I mean it's 5 o'clock
It's basically nighttime
Now remember cartoon network,
Adventure Time

Fortnite Battle Pass I just shit out my ass. by JooJ2334 February 7, 2022

Well spank my ass and call me sally 

I don't believe it! Excited exclamation of disbelief or excitement.

Interviewer: "Well Mr Jones, everything seems to be in order and we are delighted to offer you the job"
Mr Jones: "Well spank my ass and call me Sally!"
Interviewer: "......"

Well spank my ass and call me sally by DougieT May 30, 2006

You can scan my ass! 

An increasingly common retort from customers checking out at Whole Foods Market as the cashier asks you if you have the Amazon Prime app to rescue some of your remaining paycheck.

I was with my friend Sean at Whole Payckeck when he rudely blurted out, “You can scan my ass!” which later seemed totally understandable when I saw the $150. receipt for his single bag of groceries.

You can scan my ass! by Dr Bunnygirl November 18, 2019

Shoot rainbows out of my ass 

Extreme happiness beyond comprehension.

I'd like to meet new people (in person) and increase my social circles. If something clicks I'd like to get to know that person better in the name of dating. Eventually find eternal happiness and shoot rainbows out of my ass as I ride around on my unicorn for the rest of my life.

Shoot rainbows out of my ass by Doc Molly February 26, 2015

SHIT IN MY ASS 

A harsh alternative to POOP IN MY BUTT. Used only in the direst, most pressing of predicaments.

-Dude. Last night you got so drunk you made out with your sister and everyone took video of it and now it's all over the internet.
-SHIT IN MY ASS

SHIT IN MY ASS by mirmironthewall November 28, 2009

blowing smoke up my ass

Complimenting a person merely to gain something in return.

Joe: That automobile salesman sure thought you were a good driver. Did you hear all the compliments he gave you?

Bob: Yeah. He was just blowing smoke up my ass to get me to buy the car.

blowing smoke up my ass by Old Polecat May 5, 2011

steph curry my ass 

An internet meme where "Wheelz" from a Filthy Frank video blocks a shot where Frank previously says, "Steph Curry." Wheelz procedes to say, "Get that weak shit outta here. Steph Curry my ass."

Joe: Steph Curry with tha shot!
Wheelz: *blocks shot*
Wheelz: Steph Curry my ass!

steph curry my ass by Duck Souls July 4, 2017