Mustachio Buttcakes

When you are driving or riding down the street and see a good looking woman from the backside. This includes, but not limited to, great ass, nice legs, female gate, full bouncy hair. Sadly upon inspection of the front end you find a beard or nicely trimmed mustache. A terrible trick that god decides to play with the human form.

Hey man slow down that chick has a nice ass. Oh wait, there's a beard! It's a Mustachio Buttcakes!

by buckydelarocha April 28, 2015

Mustachio

a member of a tribe that lives deep in the rain forest of Mongolia. they glue fake mustaches to their topper lips.

tyler the mustachio is constantly stroking his fake mustache.
For a lady mustachio alex looks pretty good with her glue-on mustache.

by TyMy March 31, 2011

blonde mustachio

when two virgins stand at opposite sides of the room and run directly at each other full speed, after jumping in the air when contact is made both people simultaneously lose their virginity.

dude me and my girlfriend totally blonde mustachio'd last night

by oldskoolsk8er92 December 29, 2011

mustachio

a dirty bearded fag who shaves his feet and aint worked in 7 years.

peeples is a real mustachio, that piece of shit aint worked in 7 years, shave the back.

by big dick tyner March 27, 2008

Mustachio

This item is usually worn by a person, name of Chris Bennett/ mustafa/ mustachio/ potroast/ midget/ annoying-short-person-who-follows-ben-wotkins-everywhere-all-the-time-at-break lol
It appears below the nose and above the mouth and is annoying lol

bennett is a small fool who goes to forest and is short and annoying

by michael March 2, 2004

mustachio

When you nut on your own mustache

Bro I accidentally gave myself a mustachio

by kiredor November 14, 2018

Mustachular

Possessing or embodying the qualities of a powerful, well-groomed mustache that exudes authority, masculinity, and timeless charisma.
Often used to describe individuals whose facial hair elevates their presence to near-mythical levels, blending elegance, tradition, and raw strength.possessing a strong, proud, testosterone-fueled mustache, typically worn by Jaats, wrestlers, or Indian uncles who bench press authority.

The general entered the room, his mustachular aura commanding silence before he even spoke.

by A. Lineage July 16, 2025