murton

A synonym for "small penis"

That Maddie guy dropped his pants, revealing his murton.

by Jeff Roth May 5, 2006

murton

1. a Hennis, 2. an annoying little prick

"That guy that dumped all his players in our fantasy baseball league when he got his underoos in a bunch is a real murton, huh?"

by Queefer Sutherland May 19, 2006

Murton

An adorable, small sized cat. Most often piebald, very smart, and affectionate.

My murton is way cuter than yours...with his fuzzy little ears, and his floofy tail

by Notamillenial January 1, 2019

Marston Magenta

1. The most faggetty shade of fuscia that one can imagine.
2. A color usually associated with non functioning inventions.

1. Phil chose Marston Magenta for his boyfriend's bedroom walls.
2. That square wheel would look good painted in Marston Magenta.

by Charlie Bear January 23, 2009

murstone

It is the same as a brick but much cooler.

Damn dude, his house is so cool. It must be made out of murstones!

by Swagmaster_123 October 27, 2017

Murstone

Its like a brick but much cooler.

Bob: "Damn dude his house is so cool. It must be made out of murstones!"
Van diesel: "Oh shit bruh! You're so right!"

by Swagmaster_123 October 30, 2017

Marstonism

The phenomenon where men worship women and work tirelessly to promote the idea of women in power. Not into gender equality so much as the idea of women dominating men. Everyone suspects a sexual fetish is at root, but it's just filed away under feminism. Named for William Moulton Marston, the creator of Wonder Woman and the member of a woman-worshipping sex cult, who modeled his superhero character after his sexually dominant wife and wrote her as a female power figure in order to push an agenda of women's dominance over men (No, really. Google it). Related to masochism but different for the gender-specific part.

People say Alan is into feminism, but he's really just into Marstonism. He likes women kicking ass but at heart just wants them to spank his.

by Allacrim July 18, 2017