muton

Short form for the "mute button".

"Johnny wished he had a muton for his girlfriend"

"Poindexter!" Ethel yelled. "That TV is so loud! Hit the muton, will ya? I can't hear my mom no good on the phone!"

by Dishpan Hanns October 6, 2009

Muttonstache

a mustache that is grown to connect to your muttonchops.

the muttonstache is absolutley the coolest fucking thing on the planet.

by canadasucks400 September 28, 2009

Mutton Busting

Riding a sheep; like bull riding but with a sheep.

“Hey do you want to go to the petting zoo? People will be riding sheep, Mutton Busting.”

by Mutton Busting October 3, 2017

munson'd

meaning getting fucked over. from the movie king pin. (Roy E. Munson)

dude, tommy really munson'd you by leaving the bar without you last night.

by -steve0- June 18, 2007

Muttonhead

Refering to someone who is stupid or clueless, General idiot hated by the population

Makenzie: Im such a fast race car driver!
Jake and Cody: Gosh she is a muttonhead.

by Chode22 June 6, 2009

Mutton Bust

To make the "Bahh" noise typical of a sheep while you are achieving an orgasm.

"I mutton busted all over her face last night. She had no idea why I was 'bahhing' but she didn't seem to care."

by Anthony Pantsonme February 4, 2010

muttonchops

A better extended version of sideburns.
Narrower at the temple, broad at lower jaw.
See General Burnside.

My brother is growing kick-ass muttonchops.

by mud January 4, 2005