Toilet Mummy

When someone is so concerned about toilet seat germs, they cover the seat with half a roll of toilet paper, leaving it to appear like it has been mummified.

"I was going to use that stall to drop a deuce, but somebody left it looking like a toilet mummy."

by naterooni August 18, 2008

say mums

A statement used to replace a term such as "Swear to God" to really put the point across that you're telling the God honest truth. If it's obviously a lie and someone claims "mums", their mum is thought to die.

Person 1: Did you transfer me the money?
Person 2: Yeah bro of course
Person 1: Say mums
Person 2: Mums cuz

by sheskimo October 19, 2020

mumzy

another way to say mother or mom

You: hey mumzy, wats up?
Mom: whaaaatttt??

by Asphyxiation1017 August 7, 2011

Mummy Shit

After taking a painful shit you end up walking like a mummy and/or zombie in order to not upset your asshole.

Wife: Are you okay dear?

Typical guy/husband: Yeah but I just took a big Mummy Shit and it hurts so bad!

Wife: Pig.

by AzzaCadabra October 30, 2010

Mums Brain

This orginated somewhere in Melbourne, Australia and is used to make people believe in what you are saying . its basically the same as 'mums life'

Person 1 : Did you actually drop 50pt in that basketball game"
Person2 : Mums brain I did

by Nigga off that henny June 21, 2021

Mumpy

A term used to describe a misshapen oversized Caucasian woman (or sometimes man) who make little or no effort to appear attractive in public. Mumpies can be identified by their choices of sporting short leper hair, crocs with socks, and stained oversized Mickey Mouse T-shirts. They can often be found in cities such as Jacksonville, Florida, as well as in Walmarts across the world.

Bro, my two biggest fears in the whole wide world are horny chimpanzees and if my wife were to become a mumpy!

by Mumpy Master July 30, 2022

Sticky mummy

When you wrap a fruit roll up on a man's penis and suck it off during oral sex.

I gave him a sticky mummy before he went into my tomb last night

by Happystream November 23, 2019