Mulletia

A (generally white trash) group of people that all have mullets that gang together for a common cause.

Ed: "Have you seen the new neighborhood watch group in Sparta?"

Joe: "The one's with mullets"

Ed: "Yeah man, they call themselves the local mulletia"

by ChimRicholds July 13, 2010

musketing

The act of forcing tiny metal balls, such as BBs, into a man's urethra.

I tried musketing last night. Got a whole ten BBs inside my shaft right now.

by Bean Bug November 16, 2016

Muldering

To draw a conclusion based on evidence that seems unconnected , to uncover a conspiracy or signs of on going conspiratorial activity, which is later proven correct.

Have you ever noticed how those UFO sightings stopped right after 911? " I think you're just muldering this like you do everything related to 911

by Ebony hall & Sydney Garlington September 4, 2017

Musketing

A reference to the popular firearm from the 16th Century, "Musketing" is the act of pouring cocaine into the urethra of one's erect penis, and then ejaculating the now enriched semen into the orifice of your lover's choosing. Similar to the way one would load a musket with gun powder on the battlefield.

Stella was no longer able to consume coke through her nose due to her deviated septum. Thankfully, she was excited to try musketing due to her affinity for semen, and the Civil War.

by alfstewart4lyf November 28, 2021

muppeting

(verb) to finger-fuck a small person so vigorously that through the combined motion or their own climax, they flail around and yelp like a muppet. The person fingering is the muppeter, the person being fingered is the muppetee. Past tense: muppeted.

I hooked up with Janine last night. She was so into it I ended up muppeting her.

by Edward Lindemunder November 30, 2005

mullatino

A name for a person of Latino/Latin decent who has a mullet hairstyle.

Mira jew got a nice hair man. You think you is a mullatino now, huh?

by El Dolaro May 25, 2003

mulletbag

1. a bag to keep your mullet in
2. a bag full of mullets, ready for distribution to the masses.
3. a bag made out of mullet; very hairy to the touch
4. a mullet made of bag, so i guess that means cotton or polyester or something.
5. an old lady with a mullet.
6 a gigantic mullet, about 7ft x 100ft, carrying a very gnarly bag (or bagette).

i just saw a massive mulletbag holding a mulletbag. he met up with another mulletbag and they compared mulletbags before mulletfaced.

by lemonboy October 3, 2006