Cancer Muggle

People who haven’t had cancer but like to give shit advice to us as if they have a clue

“Another cancer muggle just told me I could cure my cancer by being vegan”

by apl_bitch March 5, 2019

Mugglenet

The best Harry Potter website in the world. Is funny, but also a good place for HP updates.

Muggle 1: Mugglenet rocks!
Muggle 2: I totally agree!

by Lenny December 31, 2004

Snuggle Muggle

a term of endearment used to describe a significant other who is either a Harry Potter fan or dating a Harry Potter fan

Johnny: I hear you're dating a Harry Potter fangirl.
Joe: Yes, Susan's my own little Snuggle Muggle.

by JessieQ April 27, 2009

Muggle

Originating from the Harry Potter books by JK Rowlings.

1)A non magical person
2)A 'normal' person
3) A person not involved or aware of your social circle's activities

Ex 1 & 2) Harry Potter's uncle, aunt, and cousin have no connections to the magical world or magical abilities, and are referred to as muggles.

3) A group of geocachers, role-players, harry potter fans speaking of a non-roleplayer/geocacher/harry potter fan etc... "I tried to explain it to her, but she was such a muggle. She didn't get it." or "Avoid the muggles, they're all over the park this afternoon."

by Conconhead November 17, 2004

Mugglemurp

Used to express that you are fine and “good” with something

Dad: how was school today?
Son: Mugglemurp

by Flufferspaniel June 5, 2019

Cunt Mugger

A man who interferes with a ladies innocent by nefarious means.

I say, did you hear what Tarr Quinn did to Jessica the other evening? Yes he's a real cunt mugger.

by Topsy Creps December 26, 2018

Mugglefucker

What Malfoy shouts at the good guys at the end of "adult" version of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows.

Draco caught sight of Harry, Ron, Hermione and Ginny staring at him, nodded curtly and shouted "what yo' mudblood asses doin' starin' at me mugglefuckers!"

by dyamantese July 17, 2009