Definition "Muellering" misleading, contradictory, vague or ambiguous statements meant to confuse the left wing media in an effort to continue and further the RUSSIAN CONSPIRACY THEORY against TRUMP.
FBI Robert Mueller found Trump not guilty of "Russian Collusion" but was unclear while Muellering about "obstruction of justice."
by QUILL News May 30, 2019
The lingering urge to believe and fantasize that the outcome of a process or proceeding will end with victory and vindication.
My husband is in a jolly mood these days muellering about Trump being found guilty on at least one of his felony charges and is sentenced to jail.
by gshook December 01, 2023
Verb. Performing a task in a lazy, cowardly, half-assed manner. Typically the result of sloth, incompetence, trembling fear or approaching senile dementia.
by Big Eye in the Sky November 18, 2019
I was having sex with my soon to be wife and I received a Mueller and she broke up with me. Then I proceeded to cry to my friend Salinas.
by Rafael salinas December 14, 2019
v. To completely evaluate a situation and present an undisputable analysis, which is promptly disputed.
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You think Duke has been a better team than Gonzaga over the last two decades? Fool! Let me just muellerate here for a while.
by gnostic3 March 24, 2019
The Mueller Religion is one only true freaks on natures can be apart of. You have to be born into this religion and also go through an "awakening arc" where you're let on your own in the Alaskan wilderness (naked) for 3 years and have to fend for youself. There is one leader of the religion and that role is passed down by generations. Once you have been accepted into the Mueller Religion your skin instantly becomes rock hard and you hands have calyces that are forever lasting.
The Mueller Religion is a very old German religion passed down by the Muellers and strictly the Muellers
by TurdPoo December 09, 2021
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