The feeling of wanting something to grub on to avoid doing something else of more importance. The feeling is compulsive and often occurs at a time when you aren't even hungry.
Bitch Ass Chemistry Teacher: Where's your homework? Me: All Sunday I was planning on working on it, but I got the Procrastinatory Munchies and ended up not doing anything. Bitch Ass Chemistry Teacher: That would most likely explain your overall surface area..... Me: Did you just call me a lardass in smart guy language?!! At least I didn't spend my weekend procrasterbating like some bitch ass chemistry teacher I know.
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"Damn bro, I'm starving! I wish my munchie buddy Chad was here to take down this 10lb taco with me."
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We smoked like four bowls of that blue dream then I passed out and when I woke up I had the worst morning munchies
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Get the Fuck munchies mug.the most severe case of the munchies after smoking marijuana and getting a bit too high. in which you eat excessively, you become blinded by your hunger so you eat pretty much everything in sight
smoker 1: "dude i just ate a whole box of ritz crackers with squirt cheese, a frozen pizza, about 15 oreos and a pb&j and i am still hungry!
smoker 2: someone has the BLIND MUNCHIES!
smoker 2: someone has the BLIND MUNCHIES!
by A wood December 25, 2008
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Xanax munchies are frequently accompanied by blackouts, during which one forgets what foods he or she has just recently eaten.
Xanax munchies are frequently accompanied by blackouts, during which one forgets what foods he or she has just recently eaten.
Dude, I got the xanax munchies so bad last night, I ate a whole pizza and woke up with chinese food all over my bed.
When all of that xanax we took kicks in, we're going to have a severe case of xanax munchies.
When all of that xanax we took kicks in, we're going to have a severe case of xanax munchies.
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