mezzo-tubs

a girl who remains fairly attractive despite blatantly concealing a spare tyre beneath her artfully draped clothing

Fred: What do you think of that danish chick?

George: Well, she's clearly mezzo-tubs, but i still would... nice eyes... great rack.

by McGarnagle III (kosher) October 19, 2007

Fuck Mozzarella

Fuck Mozzarella is an expression used to tell problems to fuck themselves

Example: Bro, chill out... Fuck Mozzarella

by Lcs23 March 19, 2021

Mozz Rods

(noun) - Those delicious, deep-fried, cheesy (or at least ostensibly made out of cheese) snacks that are the staple of pub food, late night grill orders, and hangover noms. Too many of them can stop your heart. Particularly good with pomodoro or marinara sauce.

(At Quincy Grille) "I ain't your bitch - get your own damn Mozz Rods!"

by Noshit Narwhal March 17, 2011

mozzie

Australian for mosquito

these flaming mozzies are sucking me blood dry bazza

by brad September 20, 2003

mozzie

(Mosquitos) AKA Blood suckin bitches that inhabit Aust.

MUM: "Crikey! Look at all these bloody mozzies!! SHAZ GRAB THE AEROGUARD!" *slaps arms*
SHAZ: "Alright Mum"

by drmeme April 6, 2016

mozzed

A jinx or curse, not usually causing serious malady but bringing persistent bad luck.

An Australian colloquialism, possibly from Melbourne.

1. looks like I've been mozzed
2. they put the mozz on him just as he was about to win the the tournament.

by StephenZ April 22, 2004

Mizzog

Misery guts: abbreviation of 'miserable fizzog' (fizzog meaning 'face': see 'Fizzog'). Often further abbreviated to 'mis' or 'miz'.

Mona was her usual pissed off mizzog self!

by Toody Oakhill January 2, 2009