massification

The broad economic spectrum as defined by the oligopoly of media's control and interpretation of their content.

"The Dark Knight" will exemplify Warner Brothers mastery of massification.

by J. Casey Kucera October 20, 2008

Mastification

to have sex with all the whores of your
harem at one time.

shit mastafication is the bomb!!

by Kurt Himself August 15, 2003

body modification

The ultimate middle class "look at me". For those people who have decided that dressing up like a monochrome clown and calling oneself a "satanist" nothing cries out for attention more than having a pair of horns implanted into one's cheek.

Check out my body modifications: I have a metal chin, three eyes and burn scars on the soles of my feet...

by Tony Mosserelli October 4, 2004

Ossificationsville

The condition of being so set in ones ways that nothing gets into your brain any more.

What's the prognosis doctor? Ossificationsville of the central nervous system - your head is dead Fred.

by plat0 May 30, 2010

Guided Modification and Branching

Guided Modification and Branching (GMB) describes a process by which species may have originated over millions of years through common descent by the intelligent modification of the genetic code from one generation to the next. It is a subset of Intelligent Design. It differs from some types of theistic evolution in that it proposes that a possible reason God may have had in producing life this way was to build a complex ecology gradually at a pace that the angels could learn to manage and control.

The woodpecker has some unusual characteristics that show irreducible complexity that are difficult to explain by evolution, but can be easily explained by Guided Modification and Branching. God could have taken a similar species of insect eating bird and modified the genetics of that bird to produce a new bird with a hard beak, strong neck muscles, the instinct to drill trees, etc.

by Soovi Matu November 30, 2009

Modificationitis

Modifcation + itis = modificationitis:
Modificationitis is a disease mostly found in car tuners. The virus can have severe trauma on the infected person financial situation. People who dump hundreds and thousands of dollars into there car to set them apart from other are classified with this disease.

Cashier: You just brought an intake and exhaust yesterday.
Buyer: Yeah I know but I need more power. How about that turbo kit
Cahier:Okay that will be 3000.00
Buyer:Okay I'll take it.
Buyer: Also I need some 19 inch Axxis wheels
Cashier: Okay that will be 2000.00
Buyer: Heres my bank card
Cashier: Credit or Debit
Buyer: Debit
Cashier: You dont have enough
Buyer: Credit then
Cashier: You've got the mod bug bad. You've got modificationitis

by Erik aka Red November 10, 2007

mustification

Letting something rot, go to waste or become stale.

The out of control social media and mobile device use by the millennial generation has caused a mustification of the mind - no longer does the millennial think as an individual, but increasingly only as a hive-mind living in their own selected safe echo chamber.

by woke in czechia August 17, 2017