mortey

Combination of "morning" and "nitey." Used for greetings across time zones with your baby.

"Mortey baby!" (When you're in the US and she's in the UK, for example, and it's a.m. for one and p.m. for the other)

by J&HD! July 8, 2009

Post-mortem

After a project finishes in a big production for a movie, video game, or large project. Everyone gets together to discuss in a meeting what went wrong and what could be done better. The issues brought up are almost always completely ignored by management and they continue to make the same incompetent mistakes they always have.

Worker; If we don't change this it's going to explode next time and we're going to have to do it again.
Management; Ignore. Oh shit. It exploded. Let's do it again, can you come in this weekend and next? We can discuss what went wrong during the post-mortem.
Worker; If we don't change this it's going to explode next time and we're going to have to do it again.
Management; Ignore. Oh shit. It exploded. Let's do it again, can you come in this weekend and next? We can discuss what went wrong during the post-mortem.

by bob_cock1 October 2, 2005

Moute

Someone who is two-faced, spreading information that was given to them in confidence, whilst up keeping a facade of good nature towards the information giver.

"That Tom kid has been spreading shit about you!"
"He's such a fucking moute!"

by Florence Martins March 27, 2019

morten kinnie

morten kinnie in definition is some who worships their lord and saviour Morten the Math teacher. They will drink his spit and lick his feet if they had a chance. Most of them are probably blonde and really tall. Hide your children if you ever see them in the wild. They are scary scary and terrifying CREATURES

"Did u meet that Mortan Kinnie?"
"Yes i did and i was also with my kids, i had to hide them away and cross the street.. pisskink those morten kinnies"

by mortenkinniesurvivor August 23, 2021

A Morter

A person who is easily angered, very dramatic and likes to talk a lot. He is also very sensitive to things and has a tough time getting over issues and letting things go.

Cheney punched Bush out because Bush was being a Morter.

by BustANut222 April 9, 2009

Morte

The very cool skull from Planescape: Torment. He pretended to be a mimir, a mechanical encyclopedia that happens to look like a skull, for a while, but it is eventually revealed that he was on the Pillar of Skulls in Avernus, the first layer of Baator.

"Morte, like, Latin...for death."

by D-san July 13, 2003

Viggo Mortensen "Vuh-ig-o Mor-ten-sun"

sex god

by Anonymous October 27, 2003