Mortimer

Lovely silly man with birds. Big wide smile. Bigger mouth. Biggest heart (and lung capacity).

Me: he is a lovely boy…must be a mortimer

by Gimpsuitcrochet July 11, 2023

Hugh Mortimer

Hugh Honey is the best and i love his beenies

"Hugh mortimer"

by William2008 June 5, 2022

Mortimer

When you call someone mortimer. Often times it means they are a homosexual individual. Mortimer’s are people that rape others including family members

Get away from jack, he’s a Mortimer.

by unknonnoymus January 26, 2023

luis lerado winton mortimer

receiving oral sex while shitting on a car windshield, specifically in the south western Brisbane region, eg. Toowoomba.

me and my girlfriend were in Toowoomba and she wouldn't let me do a Luis lerado winton mortimer with her, opportunity wasted...

by rupert12 May 22, 2024