morton's toe

when your second toe is longer than your big toe.

When I was walking, I tripped because my morton's toe caught the curb.

by lucas livermoore March 7, 2010

Monotoneminor

This type of person departs from all normal and rational reasoning.
They admire their friends.
They are polite to their co-workers.
They are able to write unbelievably flawless peices of literature.
And they are the type of person who has wonderous hair.

"look over there! My god that person is the very definition of awesome!"

"I think you mean a Monotoneminor"

by Smellinglittledaisiesinthefall December 26, 2011

Morton end

A vulgar Scottish colloquial term for the anus.

Most frequently used when referring to sodomy, although this can be used in other situations when objects enter the anus.

1. Big Henry normally takes it right up the Morton End.

2. The Morton End fair emptied quickly after I ate that funky kebab last night!

3. If I hear one more word of cheek from Jason he shall receive this cactus right up the Morton end!

by Yer Maw Buzzes Lighter Fluid November 15, 2016

moroon

n., constructed using the words moron and baboon. Used mainly for brutish persons, boors who aren't too clever either.

Watch it, moroon. That's my second drink you tipped over.

by 3P May 24, 2008

ruese morton

One who is an alcoholic, hairless and skilled at making terrible decisions.

Sean Penn sure would be a ruese morton if he had less hair.

by beggingbeaver February 25, 2010

gavin morton

A cringy weeb that no one likes. (Probable school shooter)

Person 1: Who's the new kid? Person 2: I don't know, but he looks like a gavin morton.

by swaggy jake pauler December 15, 2017

Morton's Fork

A difficult decision between two equally shitty options.

Matt: Dude, should I bang Carrie or Marissa? Carrie can't ride dick, but Marissa can't suck dick.

John: Dunno man, sound's like Morton's Fork to me.

by BlindButAware May 6, 2014