by Braveheart's thirst for blood January 22, 2007
Get the Mormonic mug." I rode into Salt Lake City prepared to do my journalistic duty and arouse the public ire against polygamy. However, when I saw how ugly were the Mormon women, I realized that the men who marry, not one, but many of them, are Latter Day Saints indeed and deserving of the praise and gratitude of all mankind." Mark Twain
by J E Walker June 15, 2003
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noun:
a morgmonster is a rare aggressive creature. it is not known exactly how many are in existence but it is believed that there is only one. Morgmonsters live mostly on soup and water and can get very aggressive if you try to take their food. Morgmonsters have about 50 to 60 mates in a year but as she matures she will have less mates and at some point settle down with one to make morgmonster babies. The morgmonster has red fur and when she doesn't want to be seen her whole body turns that color and she tries to camouflage. it usually doesn't work. Morgmonsters are very dangerous.They have razor sharp talons and fangs. although they have no upper body strength they are very fast and can kick hard. Zoos have yet to capture a morgmonster so if u ever see one in the wild DO NOT TAKE HER SOUP! otherwise they are perfectly harmless.
verb:
an insult comparing someone to the monster above.
a morgmonster is a rare aggressive creature. it is not known exactly how many are in existence but it is believed that there is only one. Morgmonsters live mostly on soup and water and can get very aggressive if you try to take their food. Morgmonsters have about 50 to 60 mates in a year but as she matures she will have less mates and at some point settle down with one to make morgmonster babies. The morgmonster has red fur and when she doesn't want to be seen her whole body turns that color and she tries to camouflage. it usually doesn't work. Morgmonsters are very dangerous.They have razor sharp talons and fangs. although they have no upper body strength they are very fast and can kick hard. Zoos have yet to capture a morgmonster so if u ever see one in the wild DO NOT TAKE HER SOUP! otherwise they are perfectly harmless.
verb:
an insult comparing someone to the monster above.
by monster hunter February 14, 2009
Get the morgmonster mug.Someone who is both mormon and conservative, usually radically so, and therefore has no legitimate opinions in either religion or politics, regardless of level of education.
by ProutProutProut February 4, 2010
Get the mormonservative mug.Members of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints.
We're not a cult, we don't want to force religion down your throat, and we whole-heartedly accept that you have your own opinion. We believe our church's doctrine to be true, yet many of the members are still quite flawed (myself included, as well as many others who have attempted to tell you what we're all about).
If you really want to know about our church, talk to the missionaries. Members have a tendency to twist what we believe in their own ways. The missionaries will (for the most part) set you straight on our beliefs. They will never force what they have to say upon you. If you don't want them around, just politely tell them so. Trust me, I was a missionary myself. You can be mean to them, but they'll just make fun of you (like anybody else would).
The only real way for people to tell us apart from everyone else (and no, it's not our horns...although they're really quite stylish) is from the things we DON'T do. For example, we don't drink coffee or tea, and we don't have sex before we're married. By choice, mind you. Our members are free to drink as much coffee as they want, or look up as much porn as they want. Seems to me that being able to NOT do such things is a great exercise in self-control. Most people don't seem to like that because they themselves do not have the same self-control and they want to put down anyone else who does.
Please don't disparage Joseph Smith. We revere him as a great man. It's not his church, and we don't worship him. We follow our Savior Jesus Christ (although sometimes as members we have a tendency to think of that as a given, and could probably be more vocal about it).
We're not perfect. Neither are you. If you don't like us, that's fine. We accept that. We've heard everything you have to say about us. While most of it is either untrue or twisted, we allow you to have your own opinion. You don't have to join our church, so I don't see why everyone feels the need to condemn us. I don't remember Christ telling us to condemn another who believes and follows Him.
Do you?
I myself am a Mormon and I love our church. We've got some really amazing people who do some really amazing things. I mean...who DOESN'T love the Osmonds??? (That was a joke) But heck! Did you know the dude that invented the TV was Mormon? Holy crap, it's true! Philo Farnsworth. Look it up!
If you want to learn more about us visit Mormon.org or LDS.org. Good luck to us all.
We're not a cult, we don't want to force religion down your throat, and we whole-heartedly accept that you have your own opinion. We believe our church's doctrine to be true, yet many of the members are still quite flawed (myself included, as well as many others who have attempted to tell you what we're all about).
If you really want to know about our church, talk to the missionaries. Members have a tendency to twist what we believe in their own ways. The missionaries will (for the most part) set you straight on our beliefs. They will never force what they have to say upon you. If you don't want them around, just politely tell them so. Trust me, I was a missionary myself. You can be mean to them, but they'll just make fun of you (like anybody else would).
The only real way for people to tell us apart from everyone else (and no, it's not our horns...although they're really quite stylish) is from the things we DON'T do. For example, we don't drink coffee or tea, and we don't have sex before we're married. By choice, mind you. Our members are free to drink as much coffee as they want, or look up as much porn as they want. Seems to me that being able to NOT do such things is a great exercise in self-control. Most people don't seem to like that because they themselves do not have the same self-control and they want to put down anyone else who does.
Please don't disparage Joseph Smith. We revere him as a great man. It's not his church, and we don't worship him. We follow our Savior Jesus Christ (although sometimes as members we have a tendency to think of that as a given, and could probably be more vocal about it).
We're not perfect. Neither are you. If you don't like us, that's fine. We accept that. We've heard everything you have to say about us. While most of it is either untrue or twisted, we allow you to have your own opinion. You don't have to join our church, so I don't see why everyone feels the need to condemn us. I don't remember Christ telling us to condemn another who believes and follows Him.
Do you?
I myself am a Mormon and I love our church. We've got some really amazing people who do some really amazing things. I mean...who DOESN'T love the Osmonds??? (That was a joke) But heck! Did you know the dude that invented the TV was Mormon? Holy crap, it's true! Philo Farnsworth. Look it up!
If you want to learn more about us visit Mormon.org or LDS.org. Good luck to us all.
by JDeck May 28, 2008
Get the Mormons mug.Slang for cartoonists drawing Muhammed, the last prophet of Islam. Usually dissolve into controversy, especially by radicals. They take freedom of speech to the test.
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Guy1: Did you hear about the motoonist, Lars Vilks? Some Muslims tried to kill him!
Guy2: Religion of peace at its finest.
Guy2: Religion of peace at its finest.
by DestroyingTheWorld March 13, 2010
Get the Motoonist mug.A desciple of the mormon faith who trolls neighborhoods throughout the day, going door-to-door in an attempt to recruit non-believers
Watch out! Do not look directly into the eyes of the mormonster, lest ye be entrapped in its vile grips!
by mrbobandthehappyvalkyrie December 18, 2008
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