moonbrained

A state of being unable to remember seemingly simple things such as keeping appointments and returning phone calls.

While occasionally a natural condition for some people, it is most often a temporary state triggered by excess stress and/or a lack of sleep. It should not be considered an accurate indicator of a person's intelligence.

I didn't mean to stand you up at the coffee shop last night. I got a bit moonbrained and completely forgot we had plans.

by The Lord of Eltingville May 18, 2008

moonbat

Moonbat (1) (n) Irrational and Mentally unstable persons of a decidedly liberal political affiliation;
(2) (n) Someone on the extreme edge of whatever their -ism happens to be.

Human Shields are Moonbats!

by Dashing Dasher October 16, 2004

moonbeamy

a person who dreams and believes hopes for something

your so moonbeamy dreaming of being a pop star

by *Anna * July 27, 2006

Permanent Moonbase

The sexually-charged act of defecating from one anus to another, back and forth to stimulate prostates of both participants. While not strictly a homosexual sexual act, it is more common in gay men than straight couples.

Person 1: Would you like to try the Permanent Moonbase tonight?
Person 2: No, unfortunately, I have diarrhea, it wouldn't pass back and forth properly.

by JasonSchreier March 27, 2012

moonrub

the act of rubbing someone's butt during sexual intercourse.

I had sex last night and my boyfriend sweetly moonrubbed me.

by jan grad June 4, 2009

moonbag

To dunk ones scrotum into the open mouth of another person while facing away from them. Reverse Teabag.

Victoria loves to be moonbagged as it gives her plenty of access to the buttclit.

by angiesunderfire March 3, 2015

Moonbucket

1. A lemon flavored shot that goes down easy. 2. Slang for someone that is being a jerk 3. A fat, ugly rude person's nose. 4. An alternative word for the F-bomb.

"Quit being such a moonbucket!"
We'll take two moonbuckets, shaken, not stirred.
Go moonbucket yourself!

by Moses Stalone July 7, 2010