flea market montgomery

It's just like a mini mall!

Living room, bedroom, dinettes, oh yeah, you can find them at the market, we're talking about Flea Market Montgomery!

by Deathgrind > you September 19, 2007

Montgomery Monster

In the 1940s, when segregation was on the rise, a white man by the name of James Manton invented what is known as the "Crotchal Stimuli Injection System" - a.k.a. the modern day penis pump. Manton knew that the only way that the white man would be able to compete with a black man's penis (see Alabama Black Snake) was to "stack the deck". What was the result? On average a 12.75 inch purple armored warrior known as the Montgomery Monster.

Much folklore surrounds the Montgomery Monster, and some local tales tell of the beast separating itself from the host body, pillaging major towns, and adding to its vast empire of dick royalty.

"The Montgomery Monster destroyed my home, raped my wife, and ate my children. However, it was damn impressive. I need to get me one!"

by Lord Terry Hughes September 19, 2009

Montgomery County

A county in Maryland in the DC metro area where you can have the CEO of a multi billion dollar company living in a super wealthy neighborhood 5 minutes from a construction worker living in a working class neighborhood. Areas like Potomac, Bethesda, Chevy Chase etc are extremely wealthy and if you happen to be normal middle class renting a house in one of those areas then I feel sorry for you because you will feel overwhelmed. Areas like Kensington, Germantown, Rockville etc are more standard middle class and areas like Wheaton and Silver Spring are on the lower middle class-lower class end. This doesn't say that there isn't someone living in Potomac who might be lower middle class somehow or that there aren't people in silver spring who are relatively affluent. Many kids though in the richer areas have a fucked view on things because they go to places like Wheaton and shit themselves when really I honestly think it's ok there because I moved to Moco 4 years ago and had spent my childhood in an apartment in a working class neighborhood. Anyway the county is very diverse and you will find everything here.

Potomac guy: I had such a hard day omg I went to Wheaton fucking ghetto holy shit it was scary af bro!!

Kensignton guy: your life is fucked. Fucking Montgomery County

by moconahhh August 26, 2013

Richard Montgomery High School

A high school where there is just about every single type of person you can think of. You have the IB kids, the strangest people you will meet. You have the typical jocks and chads shagging all the girls. You also have every racial group you could think of. The dosent have a special ed program but it seems that way walking by some of the people in the halls. You also have the druggies who have outstanding warrants and no future what so ever.

Thank God Cole Dyson moved away from Richard Montgomery High School.

Ahh, Richard Montgomery High School the place where the druggies smoke behind the school in Elwood.

by rmhs truth teller October 24, 2019

ButterFingers Montgomery

Someone who constantly drops the joint due to being very high, usualy at the worst possible times.

Pass the joint dude...

oops

What?

My bad dude

god damn it ButterFingers Montgomery, that was the worst possible time to drop it.

by Steezeman May 4, 2007

Montgomery Lugnut

A sexual craze in Montgomery, AL where you use spoons, Vaseline, and a car jack to satisfy a woman.

JimBob done did that there Montgomery Lugnut and his wife had her first come apart in a spell.

by AoibhMelleux June 7, 2023

Tubercles of Montgomery

A more extra way of referring to Montgomery’s tubercles, which are those small bumps on a woman’s areola that look like smaller nipples and provide lubrication during breastfeeding.

And yea it was said, her tubercles of Montgomery were splendid and divine.

by Pony Danza April 13, 2022