Monmouth University

Monmouth University is Brookdale for the ashamed/stupid/rich. There are absolutely no requirements to get in because the school sucks. It's in the middle of the whitest/richest county in NJ, and it breeds rich underachievers.

Yea, her parents were too ashamed to send her to Brookdale, so she went to Monmouth instead.

by Britt C May 25, 2005

Monmouth Boys School

A school that no one should ever have to attend. The teachers will try to rape you up the bum and will also force you to be gay as that is the only thing that you see all day are boys. Everything at this school is wrong in every way.

"Dude, did you hear about Harvard?"
"Yeah, it went Monmouth Boys School"

by That1Kid who is second May 27, 2015

moomau

A person who is horrible at lax

God she's such a Moomau

by Fish-smell-bad January 16, 2015

montauk fuckboys

A group of boys from Montauk, NY who spend half their year roaming wild and unemployed on the lush island of Puerto Rico. They do not understand the meaning of the word "no" and their fettishes include girls leaving.

Montauk fuckboy - You said you're leaving in two days?
Girl - Yeah, I'm bummed
Montauk fuckboy - Let's just hang out then
Montauk fuckboys

by innocent local June 25, 2016

Monmusu Quest

huh what? this thing oh it nothing
really good nothing

Monmusu Quest just plain old nothing the good kind tho

by YAY_fucktheinternet May 24, 2022

Monmouth University

A school located in central NJ that nobody knows of.There also is no fun/diversity at monmouth.The only reason many athletes go to monmouth is because they paid for them to come and many athletes regret that decision.

person 1: Hey where do you go to school?
Person 2: I go to school in NJ?
Person 1: If from NJ, which school?
Person 2: Monmouth University
Person 1: ??? Mammouth??? oh never heard of it
Person 2: Its MONMOUTH and I know neither did I

by daboota December 29, 2007

Monmouth University

A school for mostly privledged white kids and athletes that doesn't actually care about it's student's wants and needs.

After years of complaining about lack of good dining hall food, they still won't change it and instead just REDESIGNED the dining hall, nothing seems to work in the art buildings that the students need, people are always needed help for broken things in the res halls at Monmouth University... I'm on my last year here and I still don't like the school because they take so much money and don't even use it to help us!!!

by Mizz M November 21, 2006