monkeymuncher

When tribal men seen whites walk into the forest to watch monkeys they called them monkeymunchers because they couldent pronounce the word monkey-watchers

'OMFG another monkeymuncher!!!!'

by Dan July 19, 2004

monkeymunch

(n) (1) A male homosexual, esp. one who engages in oral sex. (2) A girl or woman who engages in oral sex with a boy or man.

I went to see that monkeymunch dean in judicial affairs last October.

by J.M. Sweet February 22, 2004

monkey punch

When you shit in your hand and fling it at someone walking by.

My date was going great until some guy in the bushes monkey punched me, now I have to take I shower.

by monkeypunched July 17, 2011

donkeypunch

The term used for the violent blow given to the lower torso of a female while doing the wheelbarrowing walk around the room during sexual inntercourse. The blow causes the female to squeeze her vaginal muscles thus creating a pleasant milking sensation for the now ejaculating male partner.

I administered a donkeypunch to my Ho last night, what a feelin!

by jaz June 21, 2006

donkeypunch

when a person is hunching another person in the asshole and the huncher gives the hunched a punch on the neck causing the hunched to tighten the anal for a more sensational experience

it wouldnt be the same without a donkeypunch

by KicKaK June 21, 2006

donkeypunch

when you are doing a girl doggie style punch her in the back of the neck and she will automatically tighten up then quickly stick your dick in da butt before you cum

by Tabitha and Amber June 21, 2006

donkeypunch

During anal or doggie-style sex whether it be gay or straight the humper climaxes and ejaculates onto the humpee's back and then punches the humpee in the head causing them to fall unconcious

I donkey-punched that fugly girl last night

by person who also hates Mac June 21, 2006