by Harriet Goldstone August 30, 2003
Get the mootard mug.A shitty name I came up with a few years ago for xbox live, and that I use as a nickname for a bunch of junk. A mongatard is most definitely a mongaloid and a retard mashed up together. Who the hell put this in urban dictionary, it's my word damn it!
What the hell is a mongatard!?
by Justin1891 January 5, 2007
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The conjoined words mongliod and retard.Usually used as an insult towards insanely retarded adults and children
Hunter1:Dan killed himself in a friggin hunting accident
Hunter2:What he do?
Hunter1:Thought he could kill a bear with a knife
Hunter2:What a mongletard
Hunter2:What he do?
Hunter1:Thought he could kill a bear with a knife
Hunter2:What a mongletard
by Jack Peters August 7, 2006
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Get the Mongotron mug.AKA the Mongoto Effect. The velcro-like phenomenon of having hair stuck in your beard and subsequent awkward pulling apart after embracing a person of shorter stature or long hair.
by Peter Peterson Petersen December 18, 2018
Get the Mongotoed mug.Derogatory term for an individual of such uni-dimensional nature that they are unable to express anything other than a vague sense of satisfaction at all times. May claim to be 'happy', but will actually be unaware of what this emotion constitutes. Liable to be immensely repressed, and may well become alcoholic and/or psychotic in time.
Common examples include: Jack Johnson; presenters of morning television shows; Brick Tamlin; that person in your office who's permanently happy.
Common examples include: Jack Johnson; presenters of morning television shows; Brick Tamlin; that person in your office who's permanently happy.
Them: "Jack Johnson's music is awesome, its so chillaxed."
You : "Jesus... whats wrong with you?"
Them: "Nothing, his music makes me happy."
You : "No, you're confusing 'happiness' with 'numbness'. Happiness is a state which can only exist in relation to sadness. You're such a fucking monotard."
Them: "I love lamp".
You : "Jesus... whats wrong with you?"
Them: "Nothing, his music makes me happy."
You : "No, you're confusing 'happiness' with 'numbness'. Happiness is a state which can only exist in relation to sadness. You're such a fucking monotard."
Them: "I love lamp".
by Murray G April 14, 2008
Get the monotard mug.Cross between a moose and a retard, and typically thrown at less than stunning women with less than average mental capacities.
by Ruben June 7, 2003
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