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Mongatard 

A shitty name I came up with a few years ago for xbox live, and that I use as a nickname for a bunch of junk. A mongatard is most definitely a mongaloid and a retard mashed up together. Who the hell put this in urban dictionary, it's my word damn it!
What the hell is a mongatard!?
Mongatard by Justin1891 January 5, 2007

mongatard 

a mixture of a mong and a retard
basicaly a complete idiot who is so stupid it hurts to think about it.
such activites carried out by a mongatard include:

-gouging ones own chin with a plastic fork durring an attempt to cause GBH to someone else...
-breaking everything that comes in contact with them, they're not allowed near nice or expensive things
-asking the cost of something in a 99p store...
-spitting gum out of their mouth whilst trying to blow a bubble with it...

"Hannah you skin boat!!! you such a freaking mongatard!!!"
mongatard by jenaroo December 9, 2008
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mongatard 

Adj. A combination of Monga and Retard combined. Essentially a person of a lower life form who is so inept at things in general that they have an IQ lower than a Meadow Muffin.

Einstein is so incapable of doing anything correctly, that I now give him the title of Mongatard!!

That person is so stupid, he should be called a Mongatard!!

Mike likes it when I call Einstein a Mongatard!
mongatard by inept technician September 16, 2006

Monogatari Series 

An anime/light novel series meant for those with 900 IQ. It tells the stories of different aberrations with different symbolisms.
The Monogatari Series was so confusing dude, I totally didn't understand a thing.

Magatard 

Noun: Someone who supports Donald Trump, without any logical reason. (This does not include others that have reasons to back their statement)
“Trump is going to make America great again”

How?

“HE’S GONNA MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN”

Right, Magatard, got it.
Magatard by Karmakaze August 16, 2018

Magatards 

Someone who denies the results of a fairly run election and refuses to accept reality.

Gas-Lighting hypocrites.
“Look at our current politics and trumps magatards”
Magatards by RęalTælk September 14, 2022

MAGAtard 

1. A person who blindly follows the spray tanned Authoritarian 45th President (also known as Dotard) by blatantly ignoring facts, medical experts, and reality in some cases.
2. A person who has been propagandized by Fox News beyond no return and will risk their own well being to prove they are wrong.
Do you remember During the Coronapocalypse of 2020 when all those MAGAtards protested their FrEeDuMbS and caught the plague ?
MAGAtard by Feelzwrecker April 21, 2020
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