moneytalkacademy

A bullshit program where you give the consultant an idea, then he turns around and tells you it's his idea.

The moneytalkacademy is fucking stupid.

by Anonymous March 28, 2003

Monette

During the act of fellatio, when the male forgets to ejaculate; to forget to cum.

Gary: "I've got a story to tell about the girl I was with last night."

Rob: "Let me guess, you monetted."

Gary: "No. I facialed her so hard that she turned albino."

by JurassicGriffin April 19, 2010

moneta

A gorgeous and lovely girl with brown eyes and brown hair.

Moneta is gorgeous

by 12345678910kate April 20, 2019

Monetary acquisition

The act of purchasing an item

"See all those sweet skateboard decks? Those were smart monetary acquisitions my friend."

by The Amazing David January 13, 2009

manettaphor

A metaphor of unusual clarity and sophistication, generally arising from the mind of an idiot savant Greek restauranteur. Can also originate when pharmacy degrees go unfinished. The robustness of the manettaphor is inversely proportional to its political correctness,

Guy 1: I need a drink bad. I am dry as a nun's nasty.

Guy 2: Duuuuuuuuude, quit with the manettaphors already.

by thomas muster June 7, 2010

monetary keener

1. A keener that does what he needs to do in order to graduate.

2. A keener motivated by monetary stimulus from mentors or family.

Steve Naylor is only taking college courses while still in high school to please his grandparents. He's such a monetary keener.

by Fensk January 1, 2014

Mozetta

Pretty name for a pretty lady. You know by her name she is classy a little self absorbed and has only one bestfriend that she needs

“Hey Mozetta how was your day?”

by Hvnlii June 5, 2019