moffer

(noun) a younger woman or girl who is attracted to older men (at least fifteen years older)

"wow, obama is so hott!" -14 yr old lucy
"gosh lucy, you're such a freaking moffer!" -cindy
"and proud of it!" -lucy

by dangyoushottgrandpa November 1, 2009

Moffic

Something that is self-destructive and also ceaseless and/or inexhaustible.

She went on a brutal killing spree, fuelled by moffic rage.

by LordofStories September 5, 2022

Joe Moffett

The most extreme dream that occurs in one's lifetime. It can be any form of pleasure, fun, fear, or torture; combined or individually.

Last night I had an incredible Joe Moffett that I'll never forget.

by Duke Master October 13, 2010

Ronan Moffet

Ronan is a great friend to have. If you meet a Ronan, you might just have a best friend for life! Ronan has always been there for me, ups and downs.

Ronan Moffet is my best friend

by REGGIE JACKSON!!!! November 29, 2021

Moffie

South African, Durban, Indian slang terminology

Someone who is scared/chicken

Yah you're a moffie. Don't want to joll with us

by Yankee Sierra November 2, 2021

Moffie cake

A guy who wears tight jeans and sticks his chest out and has a small dick.

Uzair is such a moffie cake.

by R.S. A June 20, 2020

Moffed

(adj) Rolling so hard that you look like a complete assfuck but you feel so good that you don't care.

Derived from the character Moff who is in the movie Human Traffic. Moff rolls harder than anyone else and is hugging the speaker the entire time at the club.

I am totally moffed the fuck out!

by King lingus August 19, 2004