misketis

a small alpine bird that,strangely, has never been to the alps. Some say it got lost on it's way to Tanzania, but that is all lies and heresay you fucking asshole.

redneck one: lets go to dem dere alps and shoot us some misketis's
redneck two: actually, contrary to popular belief, misketis don't live in the alps, and you don't need the 's you illiterate redneck
redneck one: oh, good point.. lets run over imported cars with our big black chevy pickups!
rednekc two: NOW U'Z IS TALKING, YEEAHHHHAAAA

by Gustav Weisskopf June 12, 2007

Misledia

Powerful self serving news organizations that claim to be main stream, fair and ballanced or giving us the full story that intentialy mislead the American people.

The Misledia should be taken very seriously because they hold the power to promote, demote or appoint almost anyone to almost anything and the American people will gladly accept it.

by The New Donnie B February 11, 2010

mistledoeing

When a cam girl (or any other person) plays with their dildo while listening to christmas carols.

Ttyna was mistledoeing while performing her shows on Christmas day

by georgeoct December 27, 2013

miskers

Whiskers that are missed during shaving.

He had a line of miskers on his cheek and some on his chin.

by FreshWords February 3, 2019

misleading

causing someone to believe something that is not true:
misleading information/statements
Coments must not create a misleading impression.

misleading comment!

by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd September 23, 2019

Flange-missle

When a man inserts a small object e.g. a marble, into his foreskin and then uses his pressure from the release of urine to propel the small object into a woman's vagina.

Billy says to his friend " I nailed my girlfriend last night!"
Tommoi replied " How did you do that ?"
Billy answered " I hit her with a Flange-missle."

by moj98 February 26, 2015

Heaning Mislet

The names of two neighbouring hamlets in Cumbria, the roadsign for which reads like a direction sign for a particularly annoying person (a mislet) who is described as heaning. A useful exclamation that sounds much ruder than it is.

Heaning mislet! My bike has got another puncture.

or

He is such a heaning mislet.

by bodhisattvan September 16, 2009