The process of ejaculating yourself through minimal contact with ANY part of your body against one or more females. After this has happened you proceed to clean it off and then spend the rest of the night in your semen-stained boxers.
by premature March 17, 2010
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Not to be confused with the fat wanker with a goatee who bones chicks that are paid and unlikely to actually be mothers, they are just loose as.
A milf hunter is noble in his cause, making sure he only roots milfs, maybe even buying the kiddies a little treat for them being so cool about their mother being spread-eagled.
Not to be confused with the fat wanker with a goatee who bones chicks that are paid and unlikely to actually be mothers, they are just loose as.
A milf hunter is noble in his cause, making sure he only roots milfs, maybe even buying the kiddies a little treat for them being so cool about their mother being spread-eagled.
by macs11 April 22, 2009
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When you get spammed via email, text, or any form of online communication from any unwanted person and/or online company.
I hate getting mailfucked by relatives on facebook.
I just got mailfucked again by a groupon coupon offering me 20 percent off some shitty wine rack.
I just got mailfucked again by a groupon coupon offering me 20 percent off some shitty wine rack.
by ThaChaz April 26, 2011
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Places to go "hunt" for MILFS would be at a Lowe's, Home Depot or at a Little League baseball game.
Make sure you're confident and proud, don' be afraid to flirt or stare at her titties for a bit. Get loose, get happy, get laid.
Places to go "hunt" for MILFS would be at a Lowe's, Home Depot or at a Little League baseball game.
Make sure you're confident and proud, don' be afraid to flirt or stare at her titties for a bit. Get loose, get happy, get laid.
by Gmayne94 June 11, 2013
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by just a worthless liar September 26, 2005
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That milfer is totally at it again. This is the third time he has been to the nursing home today and it is definitely not because of the cream corn if you are getting what I am saying...
by DaDreadedOne June 10, 2009
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