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MILFing

When a young male spends too much time in the presence of an older lady, possibly a friend of his Ma or someone he works with in the vain hope she will decide to seduce him and give him a sexual experience that only an 'experienced lady' can.

The male will be late teens or early twenties and will brag about an extensive sexual history of attractive women, but will in reality have had sloppy sex with ugly to average girls in clubs who have already slept with his mates.
Hey Rob have you seen Chris hanging around the secretary's office again? He's been MILFing a lot this week!
by Conian February 2, 2010
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Milfionaire

A very successful and accomplished "Mother I'd Like (to) Fuck" Player.
I dont know how he does it but when it comes to getting layed that boy can deal, he must be a milfionaire by now.

"Got any kwell lotion? penicillin? Anybody"
by evrready February 26, 2006
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MILFITAV

Mother I'd Like to Fuck In The Ass Violently
by haha dee March 23, 2007
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mildrid

used by nerdy guys or funny guys pretending to be nerdy to point out an attractive girl
Fellow males, Mildrid at 5 pie over 2 radians; fuzzleberries the tape on my glasses just fell off.
by Urban Dictionary April 25, 2004
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MILFOIL

An acronym for Mother I'd Like to Fuck Out In the Lake.
"Jeez, there was hella MILFOIL out at Big Island today on Lake Minnetonka! And I aint talking 'bout seaweed, ya na mean?!"
by TruckGuy May 7, 2009
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milfinator

A younger man who loves to have sex with MILFS and/or MILFS find that particular man very attractive.
dude, you are the MILFINATOR!
by MAXIMVS April 22, 2003
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milfsinmyicedcoffee

hot, sexy, and swaggy mutual. 10/10 one of my best mutuals. loml
omg milfsinmyicedcoffee is so cool i wanna be like them
by stiffsockz June 4, 2021
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