Red Misty

Farting when your hemorrhiods are bleeding which causes a red mist to spray from your anus

I farted in bed and stained the white sheets with my Red Misty

by Frankie Puscher November 12, 2012

Thirsty mirsty

The act of wanting something more than actually desired.

You thirsty mirsty as hell to go to the bathroom, bro.

by Mr. Attire October 30, 2011

misty

a totally hot chick.
adjective

dang - she's totally misty

by jojo May 13, 2005

Misty

The girl that can make you laugh, cry, live, and die at the same time. The girl you can't live without. The girl you will love above all others. The girl you wish to spend the rest of your life with.

I love you Misty, forever and ever.

by Your one and only Dan December 28, 2005

Misty

Misty is a sassy but sweet girl. She has family problems going on, but she hides them and shows her good side. She might lash out sometimes but all in all you can talk to her and have a good time.

She's not fully predictable, which is good about her. She hangs out with her friends a lot and never truly is alone. People misunderstand her at school, but once you meet one, never let her go. She truly needs you in the end.

Guy: I'm dating Misty!
Guy 2: No way! That's awesome.
Guy 1: Yeah... She's the literal best :)

by Thatgrill October 13, 2018

miester

A common misspelling of the word meister meaning master in German. Often used as a suffix to a persons or part of a persons surname in an attempt to create a cool nickname.

See the file American Pie's Steven Stiffler or the 'Stiffmeister' as he is nicknamed. (or miester if you were to misspell it)

by Paul-E-O October 1, 2007

Misty Woggish

Jovial term initially used to describe a man or woman of African origin, having just woken up and thus possessing a 'misty' look, with swollen lips, eyes, cheeks, and other effects on facial areas. Also acting with short temper and irritation, probably from the annoyance of being woken up from a pleasant slumber. Now used to describe all creeds/races.

"Don't have a go at me! Look at you all misty woggish."

by George Payne April 10, 2008