microtransactionified

When something that was previously free or a one time fee makes you pay for extra content (MT) later in the product's lifespan. This is most commonly done in Video Games.

Person 1- Hey, let's play this game, we haven't played it in awhile.

Person 2- No way, now you have to pay to do anything! it's been microtransactionified!

Person 1- Crap.

by marcod1419 July 18, 2010

microtastic

Much less than fantastic, in fact a disappointment.

We looked forward to that concert all year but it was unfortunately microtastic.

by Dr Bunnygirl July 20, 2019

microfibrophia

The fear of or anything relating to microfiber clothes, such as the feel, look, or style.

Friend 1: Dude what happened? You look rather distraught!

Friend 2: I thought that towel was regular cloth. I picked it up, and it was made of MICROFIBER!

Friend 1: I'm sorry to hear that. I didn't know you had microfibrophia.

by juan_with_an_umlaut September 29, 2009

Microfart

An inaudible flatulence excreted in small volume, most commonly by house cats, that smell worse than your grandmother's leftover meatloaf milkshake surprise... the next day.

And so there I was right, just minding my own business on the couch and my cat comes over to get pet and microfarts on me. I'm all 'are you serious?' my mouth was open and everythiiiiiing. Would you happen to know what PETA's regulation is on extorting cats into Chinese slave labor?

by Smith & Feldman February 20, 2011

Microtragedy

The death of a dwarf or a midget, essentially a play on words due to their small stature. May also apply to bad things happening to little people.

Jim: Dude, did you hear that Gary Coleman died?
Bill: Yeah, what a total microtragedy.

by Jarmonious July 29, 2013

microfuck

A more suitable name for the company most widely known as Microsoft.

God damnit, microfuck just puked and froze everything. Now it's puking it's shit all over my desktop.

by j00dei-san sushi September 30, 2004

microfibrichalosinophobia

A completely fake word to be used when one wants to humiliate a pantomath .

Student: “Sir, do you know the meaning of microfibrichalosinophobia”

Teacher who acts as though he knows everything: “ Oh yes um of course! It means um the ummm the fear of.. Lights! The fear of lights. Yeah.”

by Lillyyyyyyy November 6, 2018