The Fonzie Method

The act of forceably banging on or hitting an inanimate object one time in order to produce working conditions after several failled attempts.

Cornilius tried to start his car several times to no avail and with rage applied "The Fonzie Method" and the car jumped to life.

by nipples and dimes January 6, 2012

The Shotgun Method

The method of hooking up (generally used in by males) by talking to a large number of people of the opposite sex, trying to hook up with them. From the large number of tries the chances are high for at least one hookup to succeed. It can also have a bad effect on the person using the method if all of the potential hookups reject or fail.

Me: How is George, man?

Friend: Idk, he's kinda down, all of the chicks he wanted to hookup with using the shotgun method rejected him.

Me: Shit, that sucks, I told you he gay.

by WhoKnowsXD May 21, 2019

Methdesto

Modesto, California. The 209.

Methamphetamine capital of the world.

Up in Methdesto we got every drug there is.

by Jaynik May 25, 2008

Pancake Method

The art of pulling out in time and busting on your partners stomach to avoid pregnancy. Then you smear the cum in a circular motion around the belly button area as to mimic syrup on a pancake.

On my trip to South Padre island for spring break I used the pancake method religiously.

by Bing Bong the Gay Jester October 29, 2011

the krista method

The act of not giving a fuck about anyone or anything

Want to post that hot ass cameo but you don't think people will like it? Fuck it! Use the Krista method

by Krista the potato :) January 13, 2017

Sonicare toothbrush dating method

The Sonicare toothbrush dating method is a dating method developed by Nicki S. This approach to dating involves having a list of specific dating criteria and sticking to the list no matter how superficial, specific, ridiculous, or unobtainable the criteria may seem. The goals of this method include ensuring that you never settle for anything that you do not want in a life partner and guaranteeing that you chose someone who fits you, matches what you bring to the table, and embodies what you most desire in life. Examples of criteria that have been established with this method include owning a Sonicare toothbrush, having a Costco membership, lifting weights regularly, and being familiar with focaccia.

"Wow, Nicki has such a catch of a husband and a beautiful life partnership! How do I settle down with someone like that?" "Well, it may take years of using the Sonicare toothbrush dating method, but with persistence and dedication, it works!"

by BurningBrook June 28, 2022

rhythm method

A form of natural family planning involving abstaining from sex for a number of days each month, long promoted as the only acceptable form of contraception by the Catholic Church. Common side effects include pregnancy.

Withdrawal is actually a more effective form of birth control than the so-called "rhythm method".

by LudwigVan April 10, 2005