moisture meter

A 10 point FDA certified scale of vaginal moisture. 1 being equivalent to the Sahara Desert and 10 being Niagra Falls.

My girl about drowned me last night. She was totally a 10 on the moisture meter.

by Coco Sean August 3, 2017

20 meter radius emerald splash

A move that can in NO WAY be deflected used by a cherry loving donut with red hair while trying to vibe check a blonde vampire.

Donut: No one can deflect the 20 meter radius emerald splash
Blonde Vampire:(X) Doubt

by Kakyoin Noriyaki February 4, 2021

Gay Meter

A tool invented by an unknown scientest that reads how gay a person is. It is measured in Fruit Baskets and when it reaches 50 then you will be haunted by Liberachi. If it doesn't read anything than we should party.

You: Yo man get away from me my Gay Meter is reading 65.
Mike:I know. what you don't see Liberachi?
You:No but your mom saw me in her bed last night!

by Mattastic30 March 3, 2010

3 metrey

A 3 metre flatty, flathead, fishing,

Fuck, did you see how big brenda's 3 metrey, reached in length exactly 3metres

by 3 metrey May 3, 2019

Chilly Meters

Erect Female Nipples

He could tell how cold it was because her Chilly Meters were showing.

by Brian Wodele September 22, 2003

Fuck-o-meter

Person 1: I studied all night yesturday for this test!
Person 2: I give no fuckedy fucks
Person 1: I give no fucks about your fuckedy fucks
Narrator: fuck-o-meter, how many fucks were given?
Fuck-o-meter: I don’t give a fuck

*ZERO FUCKS GIVEN*

fuck-o-meter is a meter that can go up your ass, and looking inside your brain for how many fucks your give

I DONT GIVE A FUCK

by Mr fucking fuck fuckedy fuck January 18, 2020

irony meter

A mythical device often mentioned on Internet discussion fora, the irony meter is a device for measuring unintentional irony. It is best known for breaking or exploding when the irony becomes too strong.

That politician's speech last night caused sparks to shoot out of my irony meter.

by Doctor Whom October 31, 2005