Testicals

Awkward boobs for a penis

"So, did you see those testicals on that one chick?"

by seniorchinesepoopiepants October 2, 2009

mesticulation

The mixing of hydrocarbons that causes fizzation.

There was so much mesticulation in my drink that it bubbled over.

by Fellowship of Enabling Personalities April 12, 2007

Testicals

1.A man's origin and source of supreme power
2.Superman is to sun, and man is to testicals, yet it is as superman is to kryptonite as man is to testicals
3.A man's power and weakness
4.Ball's of nerves, very sensitive to the touch, very agrivating to the tap, very nausiating to the punch, and death to whoever kicks them.

First guy:Wow! Jerry got premoted.

Second guy: The guy must have some pretty strong testicals. (balls)

by Matthew Quick December 25, 2007

mystical

used when describing something magical and amazing often confused with mystic falls but it is not mystic falls. it describes something in the imagination or something real but beautiful and undescribible. it is a word of beauty.

i just saw a mystical unicorn!

by flemz February 4, 2013

mystical poon

The poon of Eve. So basically, Eve was a total bitch. She listened to that dick of a snake and ate the apple from the forbidden tree. No biggie right? Wait till you hear what she did next. She puts the forbidden apple in her poon, IN HER MYSTICAL POON!, to seduce Adam to eat it ('cause we all know Adam loves poon. He did ask God for some. I mean, come on). So he's eating poon and then he eats some forbidden apple too! And the next thing they know, both Adam and Eve find out they're naked and get thrown out of the Garden of Eden ruining Paradise for future generations to come. The end.

Sometime close to 5 am...
K: HER POON WAS MYSSSTICALLL!!
(meaning Eve's mystical poon)

by sexonabeach May 7, 2007

Mistical

Mysterious,cool,cute and crazy girl.

Mistical is cool.
Mistical rocks.

by Jen March 13, 2005

Mystical Ninja Weed

A hardy new indica/sativa cultivar found primarily in the Greenbrier area of Arkansas. Hardy buds, with saffron-colored threads, are covered in a fine, crystalline powder. Users have reported bizarre philosophical or mystical trains of thought, delusions of grandeur and a strong desire to "hook me up with some of that shit, man."

Man, fuck y'all! Get yo' own weed! You can't have none of this Mystical Ninja Weed.

by Seven Thousand Porcupines November 6, 2007