The action of a male giving birth through their rectal cavity. This is the perfect way to give gay men what they have always wanted; a chance to use their assholes as real vaginas! The process is actually quite simple. Male recipients must first receive a uretrin transplant that is connected to their rectum. Then sperm and egg can be conceived in the womb by natural means or by artificial insemination through the anal sphincter. This way gay males can give birth while retaining their penis (obviously the best part of the male anatomy). Nine months after conception, the male will go into labor (or just take a nasty shit) and come out with a brand new member of the family.
S: oh no! i know
S: you can give anal birth!!!
(as part of S's plan to make K's heteropaternal superfecundation successful.)
The poon of Eve. So basically, Eve was a total bitch. She listened to that dick of a snake and ate the apple from the forbidden tree. No biggie right? Wait till you hear what she did next. She puts the forbidden apple in her poon, IN HER MYSTICAL POON!, to seduce Adam to eat it ('cause we all know Adam loves poon. He did ask God for some. I mean, come on). So he's eating poon and then he eats some forbidden apple too! And the next thing they know, both Adam and Eve find out they're naked and get thrown out of the Garden of Eden ruining Paradise for future generations to come. The end.
Sometime close to 5 am...
K: HER POON WAS MYSSSTICALLL!!
(meaning Eve's mystical poon)