merp

noun, adjective, verb, adverb. a word used when bored or have nothing to say. for anything and everything.

Saisha "meerp... merp!"
Jess "are you okay?"
Saisha "merp"

by swaagnitz October 27, 2011

Merp

when you have no words left in your lexicon just make one up as no matter what answer you give the customer will never be happy!

Ring ring

Adam: Hello Perfect Pizza

Customer: Hey can I order 5 Pizza's, and will there be here in 15 mins??

Adam: Merp

Then hangs up the call

by Psud00 December 10, 2009

merp

A stupid word used by stupid people during awkward silences that actually means that the user of that word is a mangina derp.

*awkward silence*
Person 1: merp
Person 2: Dude.. Stop being a mangina derp.

by Poop Loop October 26, 2012

Merp

A high pitched screaming noise

You: I just got a new dog!!!
Friend: she's adorable she makes me want to Merp!!!
You: Merp!!!!!!!

by Coolio365 December 21, 2013

Merp

A noise that fat people make once in a while or while they are eating.

Average Sized Guy: Hey dude, can you pass the mashed potatoes?

Fat Guy: *Chewing* Ah'em! Merp! No.

by SupersizedWithADietSoda February 6, 2010

Merp

A name given to people who are extremely energetic and also randy: A Massivley Energetic Randy Person!

Girlfriend's Friend: Why's your boyfriend running around the garden with a boner?

Girlfriend: We didn't have sex last night, so he's a MERP

Girlfirend's Friend: Ahhh I see

Girlfriend: After he's run around for a bit, i'll give him some lube and he'll be fixed after a few minutes in the bathroom.

by 'shwar January 3, 2011

MERP

Mutually Exclusive Relationship Person - Someone you are seeing but no labels have been established yet.

Jen: So how's your boyfriend?

Sarah: He's not my boyfriend yet, he's just my MERP for now.

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Ken: Dude, how's your girlfriend doing?

Alex: Yo she's not my girlfriend yet, she might be soon. For now, we're just MERPs.

by dvhendford November 20, 2011