menapause

A woman being bitchy and stopping her period

Billy is so bitchy he must be going through menapause

by Bob thim le May 20, 2018

Mensapause

Inexplicably becoming stupid at age 55, especially to your own children (who once thought you knew everything!)

My parents have gone through Mensapause and can't even count their own ears anymore!

by sneederbee December 16, 2010

menopause

when a little fish stops in the water

your grandmas vagina probally turned to dust shortly after menopause

by nicholas38320 April 19, 2006

Menopause

Having a large penis growing in your stomach from doing Tik toks

My mom has menopause

by Gtg_actup May 29, 2020

global menopause

Charecterize by temperature swings and abrubt changes in weather. Provides explanation for Global Warming and Global Cooling, extremes in weather...Also known as Global Climate Change

Global Warming will lead to an Ice Age...hunh? I actually got sunburned in Belgium...Yeah the world is going through global menopause.

by Commoguy April 20, 2010

menonpause

men-on -pause- this is the time period for women between the age of 35 49 that because of there age,looks,sexually preference they developed this deadly man hating disease,it inhibits the mind and body so that they loose total interest in men and put them on hold! because in the end they dont mind and it dont matter!

mom i saw jessie at the movies with maria kissing, dont worry she just going threw MENONPAUSE! IN A FEW WEEKS SHE BE OK!

by kittykitty643 October 28, 2011

medipause

That period of time between taking your meds and waiting for them to kick-in.

I almost lost my shit on my idiot, narrow-minded, sexist boss this morning but checked myself because I was in “medipause” and just needed a few more minutes to force composure while waiting for my meds to kick-in.

by HolDoll February 1, 2018