melonballer

A euphemism for a male homosexual. May be considered derogatory.

That Perez Hilton, he's a real melonballer, eh?

by unprophetable July 1, 2009

mellonball

1.The homosexual act of releasing semen in another man's ashole and retrieving it with a spoon
2.One who mellonballs

The Cookie Monster says 'I lkie to mellonball that horny bitch Oscar!'

by Bullfrog February 8, 2003

melonball

A fruity, easy-to-drink cocktail made from melon liqueur, vodka, and pineapple juice. Traditionally served in a tall glass, but bars and clubs often serve them as high-profit, low alcohol shooters paraded around on a tray by a waitress whose attractiveness increases steadily as the night wears on.

Boilermakers? No no, my friend. You're too lightweight for that, better stick to the melonballs or ginger ale.

by AnthemOne July 2, 2006

MelonBaller

Often confused with the culinary tool, the melon baller is a man who prefers having sex with breasts rather than other traditional methods; such as the vagina, butthole or ones own hand.

‘Yo, is that Rory and his baby?’
‘Naaa, that’s that MelonBaller Cory, he’s never gonna have a baby cause he only bangs the breasts’

by DUKEJOHN October 11, 2019

Mellonballing

Microwaving a cantaloupe, cutting a hole in it, and thrusting in and out of the mellon until you ejaculate. Then cutting up said cantaloupe and serving it at a fancy cocktail party.

I don't know which part of mellonballing I enjoy the most. Preparing the dish, or watching the delight on the faces of the party goers as they enjoy the tasty hors d'oeuvre

by themellonchef February 12, 2018

melonball

the act of fucking a canteloupe (also; melonballing, melonballs, etc)

i wasn't in the mood to masturbate, so i just went to the kitchen and gave myself a melonball instead

by chocomel July 21, 2004

mellonball

When constipated the act of digging the poo out with a spoon.

When T.O. is constipated he mellonballs himself.

by 250 Wysong January 19, 2008