"Sara certainly has maternal blindness with her newest addition that baby is uglier than sin but she keeps bragging about how cute it is what is she thinking?"
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The order of progressively creepy moves being made by an awkward coworker. Starting out at slow offensive gestures increasing into larger more harassment crimes. Making sexual jokes or physically harassing coworkers, but not enough to get you fired. If you fail to identify the creepy coworker, you are the creepy coworker. AKA The Masternator.
The order of progressively creepy moves being made by an awkward coworker. Starting out at slow offensive gestures increasing into larger more harassment crimes. Making sexual jokes or physically harassing coworkers, but not enough to get you fired. If you fail to identify the creepy coworker, you are the creepy coworker. AKA The Masternator.
John loves to masternate Susan, telling everyone how he wants to bend her knee and fuck it with his dick.
by GGLeroy December 5, 2016
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Nate’s in the parking lot masternating again.
Nate’s in the parking lot masternating again.
by Caleb@oddly February 21, 2022
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Timmy: jeez man you were out like a flash last night...?
Billy: yeah bro, had a cheeky masternap and fell right asleep
Timmy: aww man WTF thats sick
Billy: dont lie....we have all done it
Timmy: yeah....
Billy: yeah bro, had a cheeky masternap and fell right asleep
Timmy: aww man WTF thats sick
Billy: dont lie....we have all done it
Timmy: yeah....
by xXmC-KeNzIeXx November 18, 2011
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by Billy Jo Jim Bob February 29, 2008
Get the Mattern mug.When ambulance staff are called under emergency conditions to some NFS or other needy, who despite having had 9 months to arrange transport to the hospital to delivery their sprog, have entirely failed in this and had to call the Big Yellow Taxi.
Jim and I were on our way back to base for our overdue mealbreak when we copped for a MaternaTaxi. Ran 20 minutes on blue lights to some NFS who was sat on her doorstep with a suitcase.
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