patronize

A word no one understands because it's always used out of context.

1: Hey! Want to go to the movies later on?
2: Maybe.
1: Come on you'll have fun!
2: Stop PATRONIZING me!

by Sarah April 29, 2004

moronize

The act of makin someone (or something) a moron, one moron more on earth

What happens to you when lookin at MTV

Bush moronizes all those American crackers with his retarded speech

My sister got moronized last night. She watched that Brad Pitt´s shit during 6 hours!

by Yo Daddy, bitch! February 10, 2005

To Patronize and Harass

Satirical phrase of "To protect and serve". Half of violent crimes go unsolved and police are worried about non violent pot smokers who want nothing more than to be left alone and have the freedom to put whatever the hell they want in their own body.

Cops should have "To patronize and harass" on their cars when they are more worried about pot smokers than violent offenders.

by joepillowpants February 23, 2011

masonized

The act of trying to flirt with a lovely lady (or usually man) but commiting a form of sexual assault with your eyes. To properly masonize, one must have their shirt off, give a wild hobos retarded gaze, and direct their attention to an unwilling party.

Tom: did you hear Jenny got masonized?
Jim: oh shit is she ok?
Tom: I think it turned her gay :(

by Mista blista July 5, 2014

patronize

To go to as a customer, especially on a regular basis.

Lots of people patronize Starbucks for their daily caffeine fix.

by steelywulf August 30, 2008

Mentronize

The automated process of converting a human thought or idea into a computer program.

I used Chat GPT to mentronize the app. (As apposed to: I used Chat GPT to make my idea into an app without having to code or anything other than tell it.)

by FLIPPER4440 April 5, 2023

patronize

To buy art particularly during the 13th and 15th centuries in Italy.

Michelangelo's art is totally awesome. I'm so going to patronize him.

by Hossinator April 11, 2011