MasturGayte

Steming from Masturbate , it means to Masturbate to something Gay ... Like Masturbating to gay porn or thinking of someone of the same sex , getting turned on then going to jack off .

Gay Masturbation .

John: Wow this gay sex tape is hot. Look at that nice big cock !
I think i am going to masturgayte.

by SmartGirl63 September 1, 2010

masterpranking

The act of pulling a prank on one's self in order to cast off suspicion from an earlier prank. A tactic often used when one is preparing for the ultimate prank in a series that will produce great personal enjoyment at the expense of others.

After the warranted egging of his neighbors' homes and masterpranking his own house (less than the others of course) Sanchez began planning for the imminent round of flaming bags of dog poop.

by Barry Brooks February 27, 2011

masturplate

The process of making thoughts of great importance whilst masturbating.

I find solutions to most of my problems when I masturplate.

by Assaj February 19, 2011

masturtraitor

A person who gets a head start when you have made plans for mutual-masturbation/webcam sex.

Girl: I am looking forward to our masturbation date
Chase: I already did one last night
Girl: You are such a masturtraitor!

by aznslutxx December 1, 2014

masturprocrastibate

when one puts off, defers, or delays the act of masturbating

Robbie masturprocrastibates when he cannot find time between work and school.

by harry twinkletoes December 28, 2007

Masterprank

To prank ones self in order to look like a victim. Often used to convince others you are not the one behind a series of pranks.

You think I would prank myself? I would never Masterprank.

by MotoMan_YZ400 February 4, 2010

Masturcrastinating

When your life reaches an all-time low and you stimulate your genitals to avoid facing your obligations.

Bro I really don't wanna study chemistry, that's why I started masturcrastinating.

by grimeguy123 January 16, 2017