by Zandroid August 18, 2017
Get the Masturwaiting mug.Expert in the art of taint tickling. Being a master in manipulating the skin between the chocolate starfish and the mountain oysters for pleasure.
Jackson was having his taint tickled and screamed out “hoo new, hoo new Trudie was a mastertainter!”
by Taint Right III September 16, 2023
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The time a girl spends watching a guy jerk off, waiting for him to cum after pulling out of her vagina
Guy 1: hey how'd it go with that girl last night
Guy 2: good, I hit it raw and just before I came, I pulled out and made that bitch masturwait for my load
Guy 2: good, I hit it raw and just before I came, I pulled out and made that bitch masturwait for my load
by Frosty jimmy June 24, 2016
Get the Masturwait mug.by Dr H May 8, 2009
Get the Masturfist mug.Masturfarting, as opposed to its also popular brother activity, Farturbating, is when one engages in the act of masturbating while they pass gass. The order of these activities is crucial : If you are gassy (i.e. farting) and you elect to masturbate, you are masturfarting. Congratulations.
For disambiguation, see FARTURBATING, and the sister activity, QUEEFURBATING
For disambiguation, see FARTURBATING, and the sister activity, QUEEFURBATING
Ron: "Why does it smell so weird in here?"
Dave: "Sorry, Ron, I was masturfarting. That should explain the smell, and the residue on your sheets."
Dave: "Sorry, Ron, I was masturfarting. That should explain the smell, and the residue on your sheets."
by FarturBATing September 27, 2010
Get the Masturfarting mug.On a night out when a pretty female friend lures a number of males over in the false pretence that she wants to talk to the males but shes actually just setting them up for you and all your ugly mates.
Gill: Oh look theres a group of sexy guys over there lets go and talk to them
Jane: No don't move we'll just get our masturbait to bring them over.
Jane: No don't move we'll just get our masturbait to bring them over.
by Elkie :) September 27, 2008
Get the masturbait mug.On a night out when a pretty female friend lures men over in the false pretence that they will be spending the night with her.
When in actual fact she brings them over to talk to you and your ugly mates.
When in actual fact she brings them over to talk to you and your ugly mates.
Gill: oh man he is fit, should i go over and talk to him?
Louise: Nah sit there we'll uses our masturbait, Vikki to get him over here
Louise: Nah sit there we'll uses our masturbait, Vikki to get him over here
by Elkie :) September 27, 2008
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