masterbatorium

The room in which a person's PC is kept.

I rang the doorbell three or four times, dude. What, were you in the masterbatorium?

by twajjo January 10, 2012

Masturbatorium

A room or special place designated by a person for masturbation.

Having watched the steamy blue movie, the man went directly to his masturbatorium to pleasure himself.

by the bukakan March 7, 2007

masturbaterial

Material that is suitable to be masturbated to, masturbated with or masturbated on.

Example-
"Dude did you see that new Kate Moss photo?"
"Is is masturbaterial?"
"Every photo of Kate Moss is masturbaterial."

by Brenanna February 1, 2014

Masterbotorium

An assigned room for masterbation

Gerald spent hours in his masterbotorium knuckling his nudger to various brazzers movies!

by Db9790 July 7, 2017

Masturbatorium

Any location in a single guy's living quarters consisting of pornographic material and a cum-stained office chair reeking of old ass sweat, cigarette smoke, and beer. After 1995, said spaces also contained a personal computer dedicated to storing and searching for hardcore pornagrahy.

Some masturbatoriums can grow quite large, taking up whole basements of houses. These are dedicated to both masturbation and entertaining. This larger space may contain an old sofa, games, and mini fridges for use during the refractory periods of the host and his guests.

The Tesla Factory in Fremont, CA, could be viewed as an example of a 21st century masturbatorium on a grand scale. In lieu of pornography, the masturbatorium is adorned with images of the latest models, as well as pictures of the company president's life from childhood to present.

by anonymous February 11, 2023

MASTERBATERIFIC

damn sexy

you are damn sexy if you're MASTERBATERIFIC

by Pianochiick December 18, 2010

masturbatorium

A location frequently used for one's own masturbation, but also a word-play on the similarly sounding 'master bedroom' or 'master bathroom'. This can be effective jab or pun that the owner of the house jacks it or whacks it alot.

Jack: "...And finally here at the end of the hall, are the bedrooms."

Me: "Oh, and might I assume this one is the masturbatorium?" ::smiling::

Jack: "Wha--Excuse me, what did you say?" ::agitated::

Me: "May I assume this one is the master bedroom?" ::speaking slowly, for clarity::

Jack: "Why, yes it is." ::relieved::

Me: "Well, I can imagine you spend alot of time in there." ::smiling::

by Bulldozr March 3, 2009